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Today the best women are independent, intelligent, self-confident & funny and the best men are not afraid at such kind of women!

This is so insane😭😭😭

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

I love when women use their sex appeal for evil.

"Alexa, why am I single?" "My name is Siri, you fucking idiot!"

the way the twitter search doesn’t give a fuck about what you type in that search bar 😭

this is how men 25+ flirt

I used to love watching disaster movies. Then came Corona. Then I watched war movies. Then came Putin. I'm trying Pornhub now...🤫🙄

My sex drive is entirely too high for the amount of sex that I am not having...

To assume that a submissive man lacks masculinity is a very red-pill way of thinking. It often takes far more self-awareness, confidence, and control for a man to submit to a woman by choice than to perform dominance out of insecurity.

real men suck toes

I’m going to create a website called “Older Fans” where I just tell you which part of my body hurts today and what tiny task caused it!

i don’t care if you came, i’m not done with you

Maybe 2026 is the year we get resealable cereal bags.

i hate when men are funny and kind and smart and silly and caring and pretty. stop it dude you’re ruining my sleep schedule

cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you're going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-level self-care.

This is my house and I’ll fold the laundry naked if I want to

@sunrisefall Thank you for the hot take! Guess we should all be gourmet lovers, or we're just basic at best.😋

A man who’s into feet is on the same spectrum as a man who loves giving cunnilingus. He’s not a weirdo, he’s a gourmet. He has a great taste and prefers exquisite delicacies. Men who don’t want to lick every part of woman’s body are actual weirdos. Or just not straight.

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.