luke

I swear he likes to snuggle

hobbes when a leaf gets stuck to his paw

💔

i’m incredibly stressed for a casual sports fan holyyy

like reel big fish, i think i’ll have myself a beer

@startxchoppin you’ll love the town of dildo, newfoundland

going to newfoundland on saturday hope its warm :)

jordan black back on my tl as god intended

took 3 days and every ounce of my will to live but i finally have a new and fully functional phone

the best part of having my own apartment? never having to close the door when i’m in the bathroom.

same energy

first thing i’m doing when i get home is downloading the new skate the fomo is killing me

once again my habit of biting off more than i can chew has got me wildly stressed

he also hasn’t been flushing the toilet like wtf 😵🔫

roommate almost started his second oil fire in the kitchen i can’t fucking WAIT to move out

@_omarshoots psn???

Anyone scooping Borderlands 4 next week?

big cheesin’

twisting my rubber arms to their breaking point

but actually tho, who’d come w me to dua lipa tmrw night 👀

@startxchoppin crazy thing to do in november

going to newfoundland in november

@HeyIts_Luke Are we back?

a new illscarlett song in the year of our lord 2025 ✅