High Looey

HIGH LOOEY “Hey man. Calm down~ 🍃” 22 years old College drop-out . Ex Circus Clown This is a parody account run by @wenda_real Strawpage for backstory: highlooeyawesome.straw.page

@ILooveMacarons she has such a round head, sometimes i tell her to jump up and down until shes dizzy to see if she can tell what my fortune is its always 8

@HighLooeyOnTwo Ohh! I do that sometimes with Toodles too! Adorable thing she is!

Ohhh, so I'm on a website called twitter? Man, this world wide web stuff is crazy!

@LooeyButTrans nooo they took away your transness these damn died wont get away with this grrrrr you will always be the best looey in my heart

@HighLooeyOnTwo DIED : )

#NewProfilePic : )

@LooeyCl0wn *walk

@LooeyCl0wn Hmm i mean, i womt smoke when babies are around, thats what edibles are for, little babies cant smoke, thats why i take them outside and go to the library or for a wake

Good morning good morning gooooood morning

@ILooveMacarons ohhhh like a baby sitter i do that for Rodger whenever he needs Toodles to be care for i look over her wowww you guys have a care taker… hmm Sam car taker, thats so cool

@HighLooeyOnTwo No! No! Like I had an actual person assigned to look over me and Cosmo!

@ILooveMacarons ohh wouldnt that be your persona, like humansona based on them? hmm why would you ever go with the name sam tho hmm youre spike, you smell like a spike

@ILooveMacarons ohhhh i forgot those were a thingc must have been hella cool to have human personalized

@LooeyCl0wn its all gonna be ok lil bro.. and bro jr… shhhh, its all chill i can baby sit him when youre out figuring who the father is

@HighLooeyOnTwo I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

@ILooveMacarons hehe…. Whos Sam *he scratches his butt*

@HighLooeyOnTwo .....that is. A lot to take in! Maybe I should Sam if he knows anything about that!

@LooeyCl0wn what is, what if its you, and your own mind manifesting it into existence… tahts why you didnt need to give birth…… dude youre like mgod

@HighLooeyOnTwo and I still don't know who is the father of my baby omg I am going to lose my mind

@veegameshowhost pfff i wasnt high, the balls were, i was the one throwing them i should know

@HighLooeyOnTwo This is probably because you’re high.

Looey is usually seen with his circus troupe, but sometimes I catch him alone. Usually at the Lobby. He’s always trying to juggle but can’t ever catch the balls and toss at the same time. How can you be a clown and not know how to juggle?

@ILooveMacarons Dude there is like so many of people with the same name its like, like theyre you but not you, and i have a you too, but my you isnt like you and or like anyone elses you, so hes not you but he is you for me you know?

@HighLooeyOnTwo Wait wait wait, back up a moment Looey. "Your" Sprout?

// also to clarify: High Looey is on the aroace spectrum. He doesn’t really flirt or intentionally do it, he bever intentionally get involve with people and would compliment people out of the genuine of his heart. Bros just on cloud nine

@ILooveMacarons my sprout has his hair with BIGGG leaves, and he has it covering his face, like a loser!! im clearly better and you are too, i think hes trying too hard but youre just naturally handsome!

@HighLooeyOnTwo My hair is fine really! Any more and it'd be like that bad hair day me and my friends had!

im evil and twisted for a good reason grrrr but i look way nicer so you guys should pick meeee

@Yattapinata217 ill tell you a secret… he leans in closer and honk his nose* its all my farts *he made a fart noise from his arms*

@HighLooeyOnTwo I… didn't need to know that! But okay! *Continues poking him*

Help me kill Looey.

@LooeyCl0wn what did you name the baby..? and are you gonna take care of it now that ut is birthed? birthen? borne? born yeah now that its borened

@HighLooeyOnTwo The baby was born a few minutes ago...