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@RonDeSantis Yeah, but the majority of students are from other states or foreign countries

In-state tuition at Florida‘s state universities has not increased at all since 2019.

@davec_NH That's some wildly racist fucked up shit

Put ICE in every Hospital ER, and watch your Healthcare cost drop.

@cenkuygur I do know that pickle ball kills way more people than it should

Charlie Kirk's mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident. That's an incredibly strange coincidence. If you're going to say that's not weird, that there are tons of pickleball fatalities, you sound nuts. I don't know what happened but I don't think this is perfectly normal.

@braves2430 According to Rand Paul, all of them

Which flavor are you tossing Out? 😃

@wjxt4 Yeah, poor kids don't deserve birthday cakes or sweet treats of any kind! We need the government to tell them what to eat! Y'all are ridiculous, or just spiteful.

Florida SNAP recipients will no longer be able to use their benefits to purchase several items when new rules go into effect next month. news4jax.com/news/local/202…

@RiderofWolves As my grandpa once told me, "son, there's two ways of understanding women, and don't nobody know either one"

Even if there was a manual on females, you guys wouldn't read it.

@RiderofWolves But we would dog ear every 20 pages or so to make it look like we did.

@SenRandPaul The poors may only eat what the government tells them they can.

The Nutritious SNAP Act is a common-sense step to improve public health, protect taxpayer dollars, and empower states to make their own decisions in the fight against chronic disease. paul.senate.gov/dr-rand-paul-i…

@SenRandPaul Federal government telling citizens what they can eat? That doesn't sound very libertarian to me.

I’ve introduced the Nutritious SNAP Act. It prohibits SNAP funds from being used to buy junk food because subsidized groceries should support health & wellness, not chronic disease. So far, not a single Democrat has co-sponsored the bill. reviewjournal.com/opinion/editor…

@tezah__ He got smoked.

How in gods name is ishowspeed step for step with Devonta Smith

@LoraleeLogan Sadly no. This is what any can of Campbell's soup costs. In Florida, anyway.

@HighTide_OTSS Whoa! Do they charge extra for less sodium? I haven't priced soup lately.

Post a photograph you've personally taken but never posted before. Can be anything! #NeverBefore

@JFrankensteiner You're doing it wrong. It's a good system

Every time I make a Sunday Sauce, I think about how it doesn't matter how thin you slice it, garlic will not liquify in a pan with a little bit of oil, and that Henry Hill, if you could believe it, was not being totally honest when said that shit

@AnnCoulter Yeah, no. This ain't it

If only we could wave a wand and make him president!

@alt_w_v_g 62 bucks a month for 3 years for a warranty on a 500 dollar dish washer. You sure showed them.

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@BladeoftheS The bunny opened the grave and let him out. Read the Bible

Please can anybody complaining about Easter not being on Easter eggs, please tell me which point in the Easter story is about chocolate eggs. I've forgotten was it the wise men Cadbury and Nestle who delivered them?

@GeraldoRivera Is it crazy? Really? You have enabled the Pedo in Chief for too long. When all is said and done, you will judged along side him.

It is fucking crazy that our longtime friend and NATO ally Denmark felt it necessary to send troops to Greenland to help prepare defenses against the United States.

@RealFletch17 So Batman is Jesus? The fuck, bro?

Ever hear of the Batman effect?

@jared_shult How is that more ridiculous than anything else?

The fact that Mormons believe Jesus came to America is still mind boggling to me

@BenGrahamUK Christians claiming persecution is ridiculous.

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?