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Best tweet ever!! This is going to become my second ever pinned tweet.

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@ezralevant @KassyAkiva In my 26 years active duty Army I rarely cussed. When I did, my Soldiers knew that stuff was super serious. They engaged everything in a completely different manner. Then they all gathered and said 'omg did CSM just say that?' After kicking ass.

Gen. Patton on profanity: “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”

@WhyNotLoveBlake @Robert26Smith Ok

@Robert26Smith Yea just throw yo dad under the bus and make yo yt momma a victim. What is a privileged yt women doin w/ a black murderous drug dealer unless she was in the game or approved of it. Then you blamed a movie not the conditions black ppl were put in. Half Black my damn ass

My mother and father. My mother died 10 years ago- she was abused mentally and physically by my father- a drug dealer that killed 2 people in a drug deal gone wrong. I’ve heard a lot of well-intended, but intellectually dishonest, motivated reasoning from academics and activists-about race, gun violence, and policing- they’ve dominated the conversations, narratives, and even policies related to these topics- I know that needs to change, mostly for the many victims and families affected. I’ve lived a life that’s given me perspective from the inside of those issues. The movie Superfly came out in 1972. Curtis Mayfield meant the songs to be a warning, but many men like my father chased the lifestyle as if Superfly was meant to be an anthem. I’m going to be doing a podcast discussing what got us to this type of violence and what can be done to address the factors. I hope to be joined by a man that fights the best fight- his group patrols violent streets looking to diffuse tensions before it escalates to deadly violence. I was born the same year Superfly came out. The title for the podcast is: “A Son of Superfly- an Uncomfortable Conversation for a Half Black Man.”

@MrT God bless you Mr. T.

Happy Resurrection day everybody! There’s no excuse Now because Jesus has Conquered death, Hell and the Grave! Thanks be to GOD and thank you Jesus!

@officer_Lew Ovaahhhh hashbrowns bro

WOW🚨: Man loses it at Waffle House after asking for a refund on his burnt hash browns. Things escalated quick — staff delivered the refund in fists. Classic Waffle House chaos..

@ThomasSowell The Carrot-Top Cannibal

Tim describing the body of the being they loaded onto a C-130 out of Afghanistan: "The hair was red. The skin was pale white. It had six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot. The pallet was 9 feet long and he's in the fetal position."

@JvincentM222 @ThomasSowell The Carrot-Top Cannibal

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@dom_lucre Yes, there was brutality. She was being incredibly brutal while resisting arrest.

🔥🚨BREAKING: This recently footage has thousands of Americans debating if the moment El Paso police officers struggled to arrest a 28-year-old woman with a warrant which resulted in police getting extremely physical with her was brutality or not.

@LibertyJen Jeeps are the new Subaru.

Good morning 😂

@SStricklandMMA Being someone that actually served my nation and vividly remembers the atrocities of 9-1-1. I propose that if you are a celebrity flapping your yap as if you know how and why tactical decisions are made you should sign up and put your own life on the line. Otherwise STFU!

It needs to be standard practice of leaders to send their children to war...

Listen bro… you may be funny in a “that was literally the most random thing anyone has ever said” sort of way (and props on that, you’ve made lots of money just saying stupid shit), but your knowledge of how the world actually works (especially about warfare and geopolitics) is smaller than the joint you just lit up. Maybe stop crashing out about things you barely understand and stick to making your jokes. Good talk.

@elonmusk This is fucking weird.

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Guys, maybe we shouldn’t listen to habitual drug using comedians that crash out live on Joe Rogan because they fell for propaganda made for illiterate peasants… Seems like they may be uneducated and uninformed about what they are ranting on.

@TheoVon You simply dont know and should have abstained from making this ridiculously uninformed comment that sounds like something from a boomer hippy. You are a funny comedian so just stick to telling jokes. @rickygervais has some wisdom you should ponder.

I meant the elites and politicians that are leading us into these wars might make different choices if it was their children. It was hard for me to be angry and talk at the same time. I am thankful for to our troops who serve and are far braver than me. And also wtf do i know.

@ImMeme0 Her name doesnt even ring a bell. She's just a narcissistic idiot.

Actress Laura Benanti got her ego bruised while boarding a plane when she ran into a group of teenagers from a theater program and none of them recognized her. Her caption read: “I guess they weren’t alive to watch The Tonys in 2008.” How many of you know her?

Theo, the military in the US is 100% voluntary. You don't join the military without knowing you can go into battle at any point in time. It's literally all they train to do. Service members are not victims. No idea where you got this weird narrative that rich kids don't join the military. Every walk of life decides to serve our nation. Rich kids, poor kids, white kids, black kids, hispanic kids, Asian kids, short kids, tall kids. No one "puts their kids in these wars". They all voluntarily join, freely of their own will, to serve their country and every single one of them has decided that their nation's life is more important than their own. Stop with this silly narrative that service members are all poor people who were forced into serving and potentially dying for their nation. It's uninformed, disrespectful and quite frankly ridiculous.

@19Griffin @yinzer_g @TheoVon Or hear me out, maybe we are fighting against this New World Order you are talking about.

@yinzer_g @TheoVon laugh all you want, it's true

@gregory_kessell @middle_class_us Tattoos Piercings The newest iPhone Generally speaking people spend way too much money on nonsense and then want to blame their financial woes on gas prices. Insanity.

@middle_class_us Latte is about $6. More w tip. That’s at least $2200/year! Now add to that all the other stuff like lunch out versus packed. Restaurant versus cooking in. Grocery shopping versus Uber Eats, etc. it adds up to A LOT! Streaming services! Most ppl have spending issues.

You’re not broke because you bought coffee. You’re broke because: Rent eats half your income Healthcare isn’t optional Food doubled Wages didn’t But sure. Tell people to skip lattes.

@MadMonkey867 @TaraBull My son is a blacksmith. Literally a hot flaming knife factory. You can wear your sketchers while making coffee at Starbucks. Nobody will give a fuck.

@TaraBull I'll make sure to wear safety boots when I'm in the hot flaming knife factory.

People really think safety boots are “too much” until this happens

@jlippincott_ Fix it, bitch. Not too hard. Fix it. Things are bigger than potholes.

Fixing this pothole is more important than bombing Iran.