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@jeetmaxxer some mf: i can fix her

what the fuck are dating apps nowadays

@jeetmaxxer bro didn’t even give me credit for this incredible find 😭😂

@godemodegame @defidarling just wait rainy season ;)

@HolyGasGod @defidarling i dont believe you

huge floods happening in my city right now 😮‍💨

@godemodegame @defidarling this is sukhumvit btw

@HolyGasGod @defidarling wtfff fr?

@godemodegame @defidarling bkk soon 😆

@defidarling come to bangkok, here you will be safe

我可以跟你们说实话 只要我在男人上面 没有一个男人可以撑过1分钟

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This girl had the entire internet in a chokehold at one point

@pukerrainbrow vouch i was hired as a white monkey before 😂

If you're a foreigner in China, I've found a job for you. What if I told you that you can get hired as a CEO with zero responsibilities? That’s basically the “white monkey” economy in China where foreigners are brought in to play roles like executives, musicians, or VIP guests just to boost credibility of the company. It can pay up to $500/day for showing up and looking the part. No skills. No context. Just presence. Would you take this job?

@walsxbt beep boop

Had to go private Mfs are back, sending bots to accounts Haven’t had this issue since InfoFi days, don’t see any reason for them to do it now - what’s the incentive?

@kenki_kids incredible find

風俗店で働いてる女の子達は他所様のご家庭で大事に育てられたお嬢さん。 オッパイを揉ませていただく際は、丁寧に優しく揉むことを心がけてる。

@jeremyct Come Thailandmaxx bro

This past few weeks are really rough for me. - Lost a lot of money - my girlfriend cheated on me - been feeling lonely honestly i don’t even know what to do right now

リプでアフリカ人が絡んでくる時やたら原爆のこと持ち出して「まず原爆の被害感情を処理しろ」「また原爆落とされたいのか」とか頓珍漢な事言ってくるけど、どうしたの？原爆は話題と関係ないしそもそもあんたらアフリカ人に何一つ関係ないじゃん？また落とすも何も、あんたら作る金も能力もないじゃん

@MissWRosa 로사, 나는 당신을 따라 세상 끝까지 갈 거예요.

@HolyGasGod ㅋㅋㅋ중국여행 가쟈!!!

리즈바역에 왔어요! 왜 굳이 건물안에 기차가 지나가게 했을까요? 신기하당ㅎㅎ

@jeetassassin hookers and blow

How to make a cold go away as fast as possible

有個老阿公經過時一直讚嘆我 超好笑!! 因為我只要換個姿勢 他一直嘆氣搖頭說"阿娘為 真是夭壽"😅

@__A__ansar @waruyoiseijin a gem

@HolyGasGod @waruyoiseijin What did you see

結婚して約２０年。旦那が点けっぱなしのあらゆる電気を消し続けてきた。優しくお願いする、怒ってみる、黙って尻ぬぐいする、色々試したが一向に変化はない。１日にしたらほんの数円かもしれない。でももう２０年だ。そうやって悩み続けた私がこの問題を一瞬で解決する方法を見つけた。それは旦那を消

@twibuznewss life man

ブラジルにて路上監視カメラに「妻から逃げる夫」「犬から逃げる猫」「警察から逃げる泥棒」が同時出現する奇跡的映像

한국 롯데리아 햄버거 광고 사진과 실물 사진 사기죄로 고소해야됨

Le pedí a una señora que me sacara una foto con el Cristo. La señora se ACOSTÓ en el piso para tener el mejor encuadre. Yo dije, listo van a ser las mejores fotos de mi vida. Las fotos: