Hyderabadi Humour

لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ❤  Ispe Aqida rakhne walo ko kisi or ki zaroorat nahi hai !!

They’ll say Relax brother we are just there for business opportunities Meanwhile the only business happening is lowering standards instead of lowering the gaze #hyderabadExpo

Unblock me cutie I brought the name of an anti-pimple cream that could save your skin !! Unless you’re vibing with those breakouts 😝

If psychology saved you from being manipulated maybe it’s time to apply it to your own attention seeking behavior too

Claiming to be a modest Islamic motivational speaker while ignoring basic Islamic principles !! Kaisa kilo khareede hypocrisy ?

Dr. Foodie's so insecure, switching between confidence and reality checks like he switches filters Bro your audience isn’t as biased as your food reviews Honestly I can't tell what’s receding faster your hairline or your relevance

A failed Roadie who spends 3 hours setting up perfect lighting applies makeup and lip gloss holds his breath to show a shadow of abs and then dares to give advice on how to be manly Bro irony saw this and jumped off a cliff !!

Those who failed in Roadies now roam like WiFi signals !! unstable and desperately seeking attention !!

This dentist’s food blog is just an investment plan for his clinic eat junk now !! pay him later !!

@AidzMarkram & @TembaBavuma leading South Africa with courage class and the heart of a champion 🏆 #ICCWTCFinal #SAvsAUS

We used to call RCB the chokers of IPL until they lifted that trophy and silenced everyone! 🏆🔥 Now it’s time for South Africa to rewrite their story too. 🌍💪 #WorldTestChampionshipFinal #SAvsAUS

Every time FatFoodie says this is the best thing I’ve ever had a cardiologist somewhere upgrades his car 💀 Don't mind just joking 😊

India builds highways Pakistan builds hashtags 😂 #IndiaPakistanWar #IndianNavy

Pakistan threatening war with India is like a kid with a water pistol challenging John Wick. Every time you scream befitting reply the world rolls its eyes, and India builds another expressway to the border #IndiaPakistanWar #IndianNavy #

while India’s response is usually Agar rona hogaya Pakistani to China se bheek maang 😂

Pakistan’s war strategy with India is basically make loud noises fire a few shells across the border call it a befitting reply and then run to the UN crying foul Every time tensions rise, Pakistani news anchors start screaming like it’s a desi Bigg Boss finale

Gote mu me aagaye the Facebook account hack hogaya samajh ke #facebookdown

@mrtweetusa Need peace of mind 😢

Alhamdulillah Password yad aagaya 😅

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@IrfanPathan Ipl ki mkc icc trophy chahiye

Either be available for full season or don’t come!