Yuji III

I lose money for a living.

Berneese went to: Bernabéu Real Madrid lost Camp Nou Barca lost Metropolitano Atlético Madrid lost Berneese 🗣 : I will be at Allianz Arena tomorrow Bayern Munich fans:

@applebee_p @willinilli024 😂😂😂

@willinilli024 This guy doesn't get bitches mere looking at him Societyhatesjay>>>valking

Fine boy gimmicks una. Barb out your dread if e sure for you🙂‍↔️

@KelvinStep11324 @MadProfitGuy 😭😂

@MadProfitGuy E say "dem beat am small" 💀 dem dey beat pesin small for this country?

Saw a young boy of about 17 roughhandling a more mature guy of about 25. They moved closer with the young boy still roughhandling the older one, then I stepped in. "What happened?" The younger guy narrated that he was to buy a second-hand powerbank for 3k from him. He has balanced him, no power bank, and he refused to refund his 3k for over 2 months. So, I thought the older guy just wanted to cheat the boy. In a bid to ask for justice for the guy, I started looking for every means to collect the money and pay the young boy. "Oya, bring out your pockets." Figo no dey him hand. But luckily for me, his ATM card fell in the process. "How much do you have in that card?" "Sir, I have no money there." I didn't believe. So, I told him: "Let's go and check your balance at the nearest POS stand." We checked, and it was about 6 Naira in his balance. Moku o 😂😂😂 I asked the young boy, "What do we do now?" "Ah, sir! He either gives me the money today, or he kpai me." I'm sure he was just waiting for me to get out of the picture so he continues to rough-handle him. But the older car was seriously pleading with the guy, and no intentions to beat the guy even when he could. I checked my pocket, and I saw 2k. Gave the boy, and told the older one to balance it up on a certain date. I didn't know him, and he didn't know me. We all dispersed. Then one day... I heard a loud hailing from my right side. "Aaaaah... See my oga!" You guessed right. It was the same guy I bailed out. Followed the set of bricklayers who came to work at my supermarket (I'm doing a serious restructuring). To serve one of the bricklayers. Said me well to everyone of them, and that day passed. But something happened on the 4th day that made a popular saying stick to my head. The popular saying is: The good you do will always find its way back to you. Back to what happened on day 4... A bike man came into the store to buy water. Where he was, he sighted the bike man stealing another product. The bike man had quickly pocketed it in those their big jackets called "pullover". When the bike man was leaving, he quickly ran from where he was to the last man standing. My guys have checked receipt just before stepping out. Water on the receipt, and water in his hand. But this guy stopped him outside. Immediately after stepping his legs out of the building. "I am the one double-checking before we finally say goodbye." The bikeman presented the bottled water and the receipt. Then this guy I once bailed out requested that he flip his jacket open. He had taken Viju Wheat drink. "Where's the receipt?" "My brother, I will give you 4k, just don't let me cast"- The bike man said. "You are stupid, you know watin my oga don do for me?" Called me, we confirmed he stole it, them beat am small, and I handed him over to the Police.

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Take off your shoes and look at your ankles - then look at your elbows. Ashhhhyyy. Dear Nigerian men, Using lotion doesn't make you gay. Skincare doesn't make you gay. Flossing doesn't make you gay. Changing boxers doesn't make you gay. You're just a nasty musty boy.

“what if i fall” bro what if you fly

they call a man who doesn’t want his girl around other boys insecure but i’ve been “just a friend” to many girls before and i know what i was doing with them.

Ademola to Atletico was such a fine move. A goal against Barca in UCL QF is more important than 20 in serie A

Monetization has turned some of you into beasts. From the fake stories, peddling of false news, false accusations, humiliating yourselves… You’d do anything to garner impressions and farm engagement.

The agenda I wanted to set this morning was that bros that's sewing 1 cloth for $300K But you Nigerian men have bought market today. You nasty pigs.😭

I DON WAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Even if Real Madrid loses tomorrow man, as long as Barcelona doesn’t touch that UCL trophy, me I’m good 🙏🏾😭

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

me trying to sleep after turning $250 into $5000 then back to $0

Her titties be in the seatbelt like %

you should pay more attention to trees and how they sway in the wind, trust me

the feeling of a successful hatewatch, but you’re lowkey next

I hate being asked why I'm not talking. I literally just don't have anything to say pls leave me alone 😭

My friend lost his wife this afternoon around noon. We took the wife to the hospital together because he had to sit with her at the back while I drove them to the hospital. She was energetic even joking with her husband that he was too afraid,the ride to the hospital was fun because I was enjoying the conversations. While we were in the hospital,they rushed her into the labour room and suddenly we started hearing she was having difficulty giving birth and that they would need at least 4 pints of blood. We got the amount of blood that was needed,as at that time my friend had already spent over 3million naira on bills and other things in the hospital, because the hospital is one of the best in Abuja. We were outside waiting for the good news when the doctor came and met me and my friend telling us they tried everything but she died. My friend almost fainted, I was holding him,then I asked the doctor what about the baby,he said the baby is alive but in the incubator. This was how we lost a very energetic,playful and lively lady. My friend has not said a word up till this moment I'm typing this. We all are just here for him,none of us knows what to even say to him. Right now we are just here for him. May God keep protecting our women during child birth.

Reason why I don’t even share my set ups anymore. Even before and after I don’t do it, I let my history do the talking.😅