Ian Freeman

@curious_media Clickbait drivel - the show is on a four-week break because of the football and Wimbledon.

Alex Jones issues announcement as The One Show dropped from BBC schedules #news #AlexJones #TheOneShow #BBCUpdates #MediaNews #BreakingNews britishsoapnews.com/news/78769/

Carlo Ancelotti joining in with the Brazilian national anthem - good man! #scobra

@IshemaAline AI slop

Shocking Zoo Moment 😱 Monkey Reaches Out and Grabs a Woman

#Facebook and #Instagram back up.

@anne_hegerty @LoneSurvival4 And Worldpay status.worldpay.com

@LoneSurvival4 Conversely, Facebook is behaving very oddly.

England v Ghana on BBC iplayer is buffering like crazy. It’s not just iplayer, games buffer on ITV X too. Happens on the big fixtures, obvs #WorldCup #England

Very excited to announce the launch of our new #SandringhamComedyBigTopStage. The 5-days of events at Sandringham's @HeritageLiveGCE festival will see some of the biggest names in the UK headlining, with @russellhoward @rorybremner @russell_kane @joshwiddicombe and @tomallencomedy topping the bill across the dates, alongside a packed line-up of leading names from the UK stand-up circuit. Each day will also see a ‘Comedy Legend’ guest slot, featuring legends of stand-up including @mick_miller , #PuntandDennis @carrottofficial , @ArfurSmith and #bobbydavro !! Tickets onsale now: bit.ly/SandringhamHer…

@M_Steeples @BBCr4today As in the poem The Charge Of The Light Brigade - Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them Volleyed and thundered;

I find it curious that #r4today @BBCr4today are referencing "water canon" rather than "water canons" in their reporting this morning. Surely the latter (i.e. plural) must be used as there must be more than one water canon. Any insight on why they've opted for the former?

CAA has sent a letter to the Assembly Hall Theatre in Tunbridge Wells regarding a performance some weeks ago featuring comedian Jen Brister. We had received deeply concerning reports from two Jewish audience members who attended the performance, who observed Ms Brister initiating chants of “F*** Israel, free Palestine” from the stage, encouraging the audience to join in. The Jewish audience members have told us that the atmosphere became more like that of a rally than a comedy performance, and that the hostility and aggression elicited by Ms Brister from the rest of the audience caused them to fear for their safety, as a result of which they felt compelled to leave the theatre. We have written to ask the venue to confirm its position on the performance and whether it will take steps with regard to safeguarding measures for audience members to prevent similar experiences from occurring in future.

@MungoJerryLTD Hospitals love paracetamol, despite the fact that it's worse than useless at pain relief. Get well soon, dear Ray.

As I complained that the liquid morphine & the intravenous paracetamol was not having the required effect of relieving the pain, whilst crying out in agony my wife & one of the nurses reminded me of the pain that they went through when giving birth. Something that I would never have & never will experience. I shall now put down my smartphone & attempt to get some sleep. This will probably not be an easy task due to the fact that I am connected to some pieces of plastic tubing. Sweet dreams folks

@MungoJerryLTD Sorry I missed your call call earlier this week. Wishing you well bro.

Once again I have been taken by ambulance to Bournemouth hospital following my recent surgery. A few minutes ago whilst laying on my back awaiting an ultrasound scan I could hear a few nurses singing In the Summertime, I said to myself oh no I have been recognised, but I have to admit that I began chuckling despite the discomfort. What a day!

During the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, Sacha Baron Cohen, playing the role of Bruno, fell face-first into Eminem’s lap, exposing his buttocks. What appeared to be a scandalous moment was actually planned: Eminem later revealed in several interviews that the prank had been staged, and that he spent three hours laughing about it in his hotel room after leaving the ceremony pretending to be outraged.

Aaarrrgghh 'Haitch' klaxon #pointless

Big piece in @thetimes on the London Air Ambulance service @LDNairamb but, of course, no mention of London Freemasons @MetMasons who contributed some £3 million to this great cause. thetimes.com/life-style/lux…

@PhilPdale @PaulChuckle2 Congrats @PaulChuckle2. Well deserved.

@PaulChuckle2 How wonderful and well done mate 🥂

Lord Grade is right! [Former Ofcom chairman] Lord Grade said: “I honestly think they're (@GBNEWS' critics) embarrassed by the fact that there is a news organisation that has a different news agenda to them, that speaks to the agenda of the majority — if you look at the polls, a large swathe of the voting population, who have no voice on the BBC... "Immigration, Brexit, these are all issues that don't get the weight on the BBC, or haven't been able to, that GB News will give, so what's the problem?" "... The same rules apply to GB News as apply to the BBC, Sky, ITN, whoever. Because GB News make different editorial choices necessarily on each news day from the BBC, ITN or Sky, doesn't make it wrong." politicshome.com/news/article/m… gbnews.com/news/ofcom-gb-…

@DanielDaws1 Patrick Kielty

Who is the annoying Irish tit on coms? Like nails down a fucking blackboard. #SoccerAid

@hughlaurie Yesterday I posted this "Here's wishing Arsenal well for a big win today from this Chelsea fan. If you'd rather support a French team than an English one I have nothing to say to you. Up the Gunners!"

Dame Helen Mirren gets called an “evil Zionist b****” by a pro-Palestine thug in the streets of London. This is absolutely appalling. We are now at a point where public figures can be screamed at and abused simply for being perceived as being sympathetic to the world’s only Jewish state or unwilling to conform to an ideological litmus test. This is not activism. It is intimidation, mob behaviour and extremism masquerading as moral virtue.

Behold, something short and delightfully ridiculous. Good morning.

Stand-Up For Jews! Announcing a comedy night with Al Murray, Simon Evans, Andrew Doyle, Josh Howie and many more laughing in the face of antisemitism. 📅 30 June, 7.30pm 🎟️ lsqtheatre.com/4dncEVK