Murph11

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Murph11

Murph11

@Im11

I’m a cigar smoking bulldog that’s full of parody

Cork, Ireland Beigetreten Mart 2009
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Murph11
Murph11@Im11·
@BowesChay The more this continues, the more I believe the world’s population are part of squid games and the billionaires are in a room drinking champagne watching our demise.
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Chay Bowes@BowesChay·
The head of BlackRock, Larry Fink, is essentially demanding the start of a ground invasion against Iran, he claims that otherwise the world faces a global recession. Let's not mention that he manages a $1.1 trillion fund
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@TheLiberal_ie Don’t mind the Penalties.We were 2 ahead and created an unnecessary penalty by dragging down a player .ffs don’t blame the Czech fans .We lost thru indiscipline
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@otokyo__ Ask him is there any chance of giving me a Tesla as I had to sell my car because of a divorce and now I’m using my dads Skoda 😩😩. Elon please PM me 😊
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Tokyo@otokyo__·
What would you do..
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@MichealMartinTD Guess you have to travel commercial airlines for World Cup 2026
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Micheál Martin@MichealMartinTD·
Penalty shootout heartbreak for Ireland after coming so close in Prague. Immense spirit and a World Cup qualifying campaign to be proud of. Bright future ahead for this Irish team. 🇮🇪
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@StansaidAirport Had the gourmet ones last week which were ribbed for extra sensation. Compliments to the Food Court.
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Stansaid Airport@StansaidAirport·
Need a hearty breakfast? Why not try the Vegan sausages in our Food Court?
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@StansaidAirport Found Betty lying face down in my back garden an hour ago. Luckily she had a return to sender address. You should have her back in 5-7 working days
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Stansaid Airport@StansaidAirport·
Haven't seen Betty from Housekeeping for a while.
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@russellcrowe Hopefully it will mean a new tour and a return to Ireland.
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Russell Crowe@russellcrowe·
Did I tell you that indoor garden party (IGP) has a new single coming out soon…? No? Ok…so look, ah, there’s this band Indoor Garden Party & they’ve got this new song coming out, it’s on the soundtrack of a movie. Both song & more importantly, movie, are out in April.
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@Workers2Unite @BowesChay Having had many a great night in Edinburgh and Glasgow, I reckon an exemption is allowed but leave the fkn pipes at home ya we ball bag🤣🤣
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Workers2Unite@Workers2Unite·
@Im11 @BowesChay I just know the Irish would welcome a few tiny (under 5 foot tall) Scots and we can have a proper ceilidh together and drink whisky or Guiness or whatever together and have a wee blow on the bagpipes.
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Chay Bowes@BowesChay·
Luck of the Irish?
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@rickygervais Heard of booze cruises but this is epic. Cork Airport is within easy reach and I’m not picky if it’s an early or late flight but just drop me back within the same continent at least, that’s my only precondition
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Ricky Gervais@rickygervais·
You can now get Dutch Barn duty free at Luton Airport. Also, check out our Easter Bundles at dutchbarn.com
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@densusa @BowesChay It’s spelling mistakes that are exacerbating our housing crisis, my humblest apologies 😉
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SANU🫶@Sanu007_·
Slove this math equation..?? 1% slove this math equation..
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@Matt_Pinner The ultimate compliment would be , you may be old but you still have a nice rack
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@gggirl924 On the off chance you fell asleep on top of one of these especially after a night out, you would wake up with a ribbed face which would take until midday to fully disappear
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Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧
Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧@gggirl924·
The one on our bed was pink. Did you grow up with a bedspread like this?
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@dineen20dineen Late Late Show Quiz PO Box 1057 Rte Donnybrook , Dublin 4 My parents did the quiz every time without ever winning. However I have been mentally damaged by the whole experience as I can still remember the address, many years later🤣🤣
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Sean Dineen@dineen20dineen·
The Late Late Show presented by Gay Byrne and remember the postal quiz when there was a post card picked from hundreds of entries time to make that phone call
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It shows how much our country has fallen . At no stage would I say I go to mass every Sunday. I do not. However I believe and I try to live a good a life as I can. I drove around the country a lot and what astounds me most are the wonderful grottos that appear in the most isolated or random places possible . All built in the Marian year. We may need to revisit this year again fast .
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Elle 🇮🇪....💚🤍🧡
Elle 🇮🇪....💚🤍🧡@Elle98759673·
A beautiful sight on my way home tonight, and every night.. A prayer said for you all..🇮🇪🙏
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@80s_Kidz I’ve hit 50 so now I’m relating to William Foster
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80s Kidz@80s_Kidz·
The older I get the more I can relate to Neil from Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
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@BowesChay Let me guess Chay, do we need vaccines incase such a situation arises. Is mask wearing optional??
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Chay Bowes@BowesChay·
World Health Organization fears nuclear nightmare as Iran war spirals No radiation yet, but strikes on alleged Iranian nuclear sites spark fallout fears; 46 attacks on health workers and rising casualties strain regional hospitals. If the WHO says it, it must be true.
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Hello , E ( the fact he rang me, he’s a friend so I can call him that ), you know I’ve had a crap 5 years, any chance you can give me a bit of help with my family court legal bill and for me to get my life back together. Thanks buddy and when I can afford a car I’ll buy Tesla. Chat next week
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Elma@oelma__·
What would you do in this scenario?
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