Ilya

@Landleopard_69 Please only ever wear backwards hats thank you.

Watching a show while cooking spaghetti tonight

@Landleopard_69 @maisiesdaisies_ Is this one of those times where you are being purposefully blind or do I actually have to explain things that you have FREQUENTLY that have protein in them?

@maisiesdaisies_ @ImTheRide Hot chocolate ? I do love hot chocolate

@Landleopard_69 @maisiesdaisies_ I am almost entirely certain they are talking about something you are VERY aware of.

@maisiesdaisies_ He does? @ImTheRide why have you been hiding a new homemade protein from me ?

@Landleopard_69 Not 5 times in a row, necessarily. Just 5 times in general in life.

@ImTheRide 4 more times damn I’d need a wheel chair afterwards

Siri add this to mine and Ilyas sex list.

@Landleopard_69 @rozanomenon @ShneHollandrNHL Seeing a visual to go along with this statement has me thinking several thoughts.

@rozanomenon @ShneHollandrNHL Don’t even the stick will be left after I’m done

what color can you reach @ShneHollandrNHL

@goblin_shane Look in the mirror

@ImTheRide Where

I sense there is a force that is disturbing my husband.

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 No

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 We can start

Whose more gorgeous me or that thing ? @goblin_shane

@Landleopard_69 О боже мой! Ты меня с ума сведёшь.

Yanno what fuck it I can’t wait that long ok enjoy

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 We have NEVER fisted. So no we can not.

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 Thank you I hope we can still fist

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 We were never together so there is no cheating. But congrats on your new relationship

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 I’m cheatings on you with a rabbit

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 WE ARE NOT SOULMATES. YOU AND MY SHANE MADE A DEAL. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GONE NOW

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 Because we are soulmates

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 And this is my problem because…?

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 Ya but I had to get the dogs plastic surgery because they were kind of ugly and they all died

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 WE HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE!? WERE YOU NOT PAID AND GIVEN DOGS TO LEAVE ME AND MY H U S B A N D ALONE?

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 I don’t understand why you are bullying me I thought we were in love? Please just eat it…I sweated and bled in it…

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 I would rather die than eat.

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 I made you this

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 I do not want to fuck you!

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 I’m come over and we make love?

@goblin_shane @Landleopard_69 No. Not you. Never you.

@ImTheRide @Landleopard_69 Me Thank you I’m coming over later

@Landleopard_69 I am boy wife? I like that term actually.

❤️ @ImTheRide