mr. yo

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mr. yo

@ImgoingSputnik

good grief

Synecdoche Beigetreten Mart 2022

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·1 Oca

Toe slipped off the trigger again

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·12h

@JimbosJunkbox Appreciate you 😮‍💨

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Jimbo@JimbosJunkbox·12h

@ImgoingSputnik everytimei fuck around like that i hold my breathe for 72 hours hahahaha great fit my friend

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God I hope she doesn’t use twitter

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·15h

Went on a date last night and the girl HATED me. Random guy asked to take a picture of us and I couldn’t have said yes faster. I got a good chuckle out of it, She did not.

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Julian Casablancas@Casablancas_J·3 May

...a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·2d

Electrician arms make me wanna bust

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I don’t want to get out of bed!!!

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I didn’t smoke weed on 4/20

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Eye contact is staring into someone’s soul and I feel it

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·5d

I’ve blacked out on this playground more times than I can count

Rich Condon@RichardPCondon

On September 17, 1862 a series of explosions killed 78 workers at the Allegheny Arsenal laboratory, scattering human remains over several acres of government property in Pittsburgh’s Lawrenceville neighborhood. Now it’s a playground.

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·5d

I hate again.

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Bad sleep oh my God

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@prrfctkttygrl It’s a 10. Didn’t you see the bowling ball?

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Rate my trunk

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Running makes my penis look crazy

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I’m Donald Duck!

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·5d

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·6d

2 Glasses of chocolate milk tonight.

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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik·6d

The bug in my brain is telling me to end it again. Cmon guy

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Memes@PardonMyMeme·6d

I'm getting there. When u masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue

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I need to stop doing drugs

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