Incorrect Obey Me! Quotes

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Mammon: Snow got me feeling some type of way. Satan: That's hypothermia. Mammon: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

MC: I thought you were decorating for Halloween? Belphegor: We are. MC: You're just hanging up pictures of Lucifer. Satan: You said you wanted scary decorations?

Diavolo: How long have you been awake? Lucifer: I got two hours of sleep on Friday. Diavolo: That doesn't answer my question. Barbatos: Also, it's Monday.

Asmodeus: I can't believe after all that shit, they're back together. Mammon: Who? Asmodues: My ass cheeks.

Mammon: I just realized January is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Mephistopheles: So the professors hand your tests back folded up, huh?

Mephistopheles: I am 50% intelligence, 80% charm, and 70% handsome. Lucifer: That's 200% Mephistopheles: I'm twice the demon you'll ever be.

Thirteen: Misogyny check! Let your DDD complete the sentence. "Women are..." Asmodeus: Women are so cute! Beelzebub: Women are not a frog.

MC: Are you an ARRR pirate or a Yo Ho Ho! pirate? Leviathan: I'm an I'm Not Paying $600 for Photoshop pirate.

Mammon: One day, you'll be browsing in a store and pick the clothes you'll die in. Asmodeus: Not if I die naked in an orgy.

Thirteen: What do you think really happens after death? Lucifer: Your family fights for your belongings.

Mammon: I had a dream that we got in a big fight. Lucifer: Who won? Mammon: Me. Lucifer: Yup. Definitely a dream.

Asmodeus: When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.

Raphael: Surgery is just stabbing someone back to life. Simeon: Please never become a surgeon.

📬 submitted by @sylviessylk 📬 MC: Anyone got room for dessert? Beelzebub: I'm got room for love. Belphegor: ...In your stomach?

Diavolo: Why would someone want to harm Lucifer? Mephistopheles: Maybe because they met him? ...Did I say that?

Lucifer: Nobody's blowing up any classrooms. Satan: You just want to suck the fun out of everything, don't you?

On a more serious note, I’ve met so many lovely people online and IRL because of how engaged the fan base is. A couple hundred fans who will turn out and get butts in seats is a rare thing for a mobile game to get. Truly, the fans are the reason the Obey Me is still going.

🐝 Lucifer 🐝 Forced this account to exist. 🐝 Gave me a reason for stumbling into the world of video game journalism. 🐝 Lucifer 🐝 Helped focus me when I got overwhelmed, reminding me about other avenues in the entertainment industry. 🐝 Lucifer 🐝 Got me writing fanfic again.