Ann Ominous

I really ike this group of characters on #deathinparadise. It's like after 15 seasons, the writers/creative have gone "oh wait! This is an *ensemble* cast show, of course! 🤦‍♂️," and it's given it a lovely balance.

@oubagaku Eurgh, I had a therapist like this. It wasn't going well, and she had obviously been told that she needed to make an effort to connect with me, but she did it so badly that it sounded really fake. It turned an awkward environment into a really unpleasant one.

@CliveinEngland @1PercentClubITV Yep! I watched one where one of the winners said they guessed, if they win you must do.

#1percentclub #The1PercentClub I also got fifteen but for a different reason. Do I still win? @1PercentClubITV

@1PercentClubITV I'd take the money if the whole £10k went to whoever took it (so if 2 people took it, they got £5k each, etc). Less than £5k doesn't feel worth it when you consider what it could be.

Head says stop. Heart says go. Which would win for you? #The1PercentClub

Did he say "we lost you all on that question"?? #The1PercentClub

Cor, Humphrey Ker's Eton shows more and more every time I see him on something #HouseOfGames

@GPeddles @lozaslife @LeahFHardy @Sean_Boon Yeah, I know - I meant that as a sort of "next point" I guess, maybe I replied to the wrong message

@InnerDemons10 @lozaslife @LeahFHardy @Sean_Boon I meant the fire service would actually turn themselves out of the doors.

@GPeddles @lozaslife @LeahFHardy @Sean_Boon It's incredibly rare that an emergency service will tell you to call 999. If they think your request needs to be "upgraded" to emergency status or referred to another service, it's usually more efficient for them to do it themselves.

@lozaslife @LeahFHardy @Sean_Boon I can guarantee the fire service would respond if someone knocked on the door of the station under these circumstances.

I should be on #1PercentRollover, I haven't got a question wrong all week*!! *Disclaimer: today's is the first episode I've seen.

Kelly has a radio show! Not just her listeners, but listeners to every show on that station will be asked to vote for her, of course she's still there! #ImACeleb

Playing "I'm here for a good time (not a long time)" for Vogue's exit compilation is top trolling #ImACeleb

Ooh, Martin looks like he's aged in there! #ImACeleb

@itzamberlouise The number of people who are going "oh god, it would be Kelly's idea, the ##%&@£##4" - we literally saw the boys say they should eat all of them, and her say to leave 10!

i love ginge and aitch but if it was anyone else who ate the sweets you'd all be shitting on them so don't act like its fine just because it's them #ImACeleb

He's not really come across as an Angry Ginge, but definitely a Whiney Ginge. Someone should tell him that Mancunians are shit at washing up regularly. He'll be all over it then. #ImACeleb

@Ruthlettt To be fair, the other two said to eat them all. Her saying to leave 10 was her agreeing to a compromise. It was shitty of all of them, but of the 3 she's the least to blame.

The deals on wheels treats they are given if they win is never as full as they look in the display but didn’t expect Kelly to encourage making it even less 🤨 #ImACeleb

@iitiaax From Kelly's clarification, it seems they have the rice for breakfast and the beans for lunch. So they're having rice, it leaves a sticky residue on the container, & he's saying to leave that container on the floor & have your beans in it hours later. I'm a slob, but no thanks!

i understand what ginge is saying. using one item for rice and another for beans would send me insane. 20 items to clean for 2 items of food #imaceleb

What's the I'm a Broccoli joke? I missed the first one. #ImACeleb

Jack seems in a particularly good mood today, which is surprising given last night's "letter from home" debacle #ImACeleb

Ginge (and to a lesser extent, Aitch)'s complaints about washing up does sound a lot like someone who's never lived without a mum/caregiver... #ImACeleb

@Stillswiftasf13 It could, but at this stage it's statistically unlikely.

@InnerDemons10 You shouldn’t do this btw it could totally backfire

A reminder that a vote for Ginge or Aitch at this point is a wasted vote. If they got all those trials, there are obviously loads of people voting for them. You'd be smarter to vote for some of the middle-of-the-road people in the hope of getting the unpopular ones gone #imaceleb