Agh

@MrBeanz126587 @300pushups

@Internet_Autist @300pushups his Amazing Digital Condom

IM CUMMING, IM CUMMING!!!! Heh, sorry yall I’m just practicing for when I have awesome sex

@faget9261530128 It is because you have a bright beautiful mind

plugged my phone into my eye socket and it charged to 100% within 2 minutes

I just disassembled my neighbors chihuahua

@KivvyCat Drop the list of penis exercises bro

Guys will be insecure about their size then skip penis day at the gym every time

@faget9261530128 I just filled that pool asshole

i went to a public pool and drank all the water

Been moving around so much recently that I can hear and feel parts of me tearing

Sucks mega doo doo dick balls thst you can bite your own mouth

@Onlyfurs_Club @angelboyguro Larp has been bastardized from its origins as live action role play to just being used as an insult saying that someone is merely pretending to be into/ have knowledge about a given thing.

@angelboyguro May I ask what LARP is supposed to mean nowadays? So many people are using it as an insult that I feel it has completely changed meaning from what it used to be.

fake robot gooners i swear. oh you can’t tell that robot is a girl because she doesn’t have huge tits and ass? LARP!!! i know robots are girls from their beautiful souls

@dizzyydream @2_yuiiop Something something chill pedophile

@2_yuiiop yeah.. in hindsight that is kinda weird </3 and lowkey he was kinda annoying too but one of the more chill hs teachers i had tbh

Final project for a lot of ap calculus classes allows you to make a calculus song parody so there is a moment every year that a wave of amazing stupid math songs release.

@AndroidLover22 @Kot_Basily @onehundred43 Guillotina

@Kot_Basily @onehundred43 Aww who is this fat creature

lately ive been really obsessed with this one instagram account that’s been making deltarune characters out of cotton candy and then absolutely devours them

@VaguegaBond @samcanmiss Joseph Joestar

Beefed with my 40 year old classmate in the uni gc and this guy kept reacting to our messages with 😲

@shartgroblin @appleeater5000 Thank you shart groblin

@appleeater5000 your leftist neighbor booty jiggle when he walk shit just recoiling like boing! boing! boing! wobble wobble! boing!

@brodue90 @InvaderBoy2000 @lithiatedyke Just a fun animator whose content is purposefully a bit off putting

@InvaderBoy2000 @lithiatedyke Fr fuck the post, what else bro got in his hard drive

How you get treated in medical settings as a transsexual woman

@Cy4nGr33np I love them dearly

@acealeam Read this in Gilbert Godfreys voice

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

Let's be chuds with mama

@moldmoder @tacosdetula @PrimeFurball Baldy basics

@Internet_Autist @tacosdetula @PrimeFurball Maybe he is even basic

idk man i think this is more unsettling

@moldmoder @tacosdetula @PrimeFurball Baldy

@tacosdetula @PrimeFurball Balding furry

@VeeCountsCals @peachcreamluvr @Applebunze @Sodabnnuy Just out here purposefully misinterpreting a clear ass joke

@peachcreamluvr @Applebunze @Sodabnnuy Then why would she not know bisexual

Told my straight co worker that if she did the specific flags instead of just a rainbow they would sell better LOOK HOW GOOD SHE DID!! UGHHH MY LIL ALLY