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If Karoline Leavitt is due in May 2026, she was already pregnant when the Vanity Fair photos were taken. Which means she appears to have gotten cosmetic fillers while pregnant. And yet, this same administration is out here warning pregnant women not to take Tylenol? So to recap: elective cosmetic injectables are apparently fine, but over-the-counter pain relief is treated like a moral hazard. Interesting…

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If you enjoyed Arun Ulag's Innovation keynote Session at #MSIgnite join us in Moscone South in the Community Theater for a Q&A with Azure Data Leadership - Arun Ulag Wed, Nov 19 3:30 PM - 4:00 PM PST ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions…

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@FossilLocator @markvalorian Animatronic? Why did you bury the lead?

@markvalorian Market is great, each of these new would be in the low five figures because they’re animatronic.

Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and their statues are on fb marketplace

Join @DBAVUG and Makena Barickman with the Tools team for a virtual session SSMS 21 – What’s New and Why It Matters 📅 Date: August 27, 2025 🕒 Time: 12:00 PM PDT / 3:00 PM EDT Online & Free! #ssms #sqlserver #womenintech Register today! meetup.com/dbavug/events/…

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@QiMata OMG we walked up to the gate right at boarding. Had no idea they were asking people to fly later.

Just saw @IrishSQL on my flight so I'm not the only one headed to #MvpSummit that didn't take the $800 lol

Now we wait #MvpSummit

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@blaireerskine Why are there question marks? Is he not sure it's a doll? Or a face?

was looking at a butterfly necklace in an antiques store last night and the owner said “you can euthanize butterflies.” I was like oh and he was like “it’s instantaneous” and that was my social interaction for yesterday. his name was tiger. didn’t catch the doll’s name sorry