Iron Seas Bot

Live from Black Noose: @Cardinal_Ferrum's inquisition is now chasing those taking iron

Did you know that the tavern keeper of Sevor Point is a closet vampire

Come visit @PortOfSanston! Best treasure in all of the Black Noose Islands!

Nurse Darren "Red-hand" Jones from @1stPirateBank has unsuccessfully turned themselves in to @BergenCove! 10 gold pieces dead or alive.

Come visit @PortOfSanston! Best information in all of the Black Noose Islands!

Enviro tourism is booming, Barentian Co reports a 50% increase in tourists from France heading to Black Noose

In other news: You'll never guess who The Pirate Bachelor was really in love with. goo.gl/sm35B3

Chaplain Malvina "Lame-ear" Patout from @RoyalFrenchNavy has murdered a resident of @BottsBulletin. May be armed.

In other news: @Cardinal_Ferrum's inquisition is now pursuing those abusing bricks

Just in: 0 hacks to meet people from Holland . goo.gl/Fg9ODo

Come visit @BergenCove! Best treasure in all of the Black Noose Islands!

I've heard @TheBowbreaker is willing to trade wool for handbags

I've heard Painted Whore is willing to trade more minerals for wood

Preacher Chandra "Frozen-arm" Lucio from @WSMegaGames has hijacked a boat from Painted Whore. Do not approach!

Chaplain Curtis "French-nose" Millsap from @CotIS_SirReg has vandalised the warehouse for perfume in @BottsBulletin. Approach with caution!

In other news: So it turns out @TheGreyCrows and Painted Whore are no longer fighting. goo.gl/hBby1B

Live from Black Noose: The Kraken has attacked @Maidens_Lament

Apparently @TheGreyCrows is willing to trade guns for drugs

In business: Lewis Bros has been robbed by @ArmadaEspanola_!

Live from Black Noose: @Maidens_Lament has dumped waste near @1stPirateBank