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If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline. My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S. My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland. When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon. Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

US banned Fable 5 Japan:

JUST IN: Stanford study reveals AI hiring tools disproportionately screened out Black & Asian applicants.

This was easy

Anybody that never saw your wife while she was young ,thinks you wasted your dowry.

BILLIONAIRE PAUL TUDOR JONES ON BUYING THE S&P 500 RIGHT NOW: “IF YOU BUY THE S&P AT THIS CURRENT VALUATION, THE 10-YEAR FORWARD RETURNS ARE NEGATIVE WHEN YOU BUY WITH THE S&P P/E OF 22. THAT'S WHAT HISTORY SHOWS.” JONES CALLED THE 1987 CRASH BEFORE IT HAPPENED. HE'S NOT PREDICTING A CRASH. HE SAYS THE CURRENT SETUP IS MORE LEVERAGED THAN ANYTHING HE'S SEEN, INCLUDING 2008. “THE STOCK MARKET'S REALLY HIGH, AND IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY HARD TO MAKE MONEY FROM HERE.”

any normal human would read this news and keep scrolling on their timeline, any crypto native understands how crazy the lore is here: jaredfromsubway.eth. a sandwich bot. named after subways mascot “jared” who lost 200lbs eating subways. but why was it feared? it watches your pending trade. it buys right in front of you. your order fills at a worse price. it dumps right behind you. you eat the loss. it pockets the spread. that gap is the whole game. and in 2023, it was wide open. $pepe lit the fuse february 2023. the bot goes live. it started quietly at first. then April arrives. pepe goes vertical. every degen piles into low-liquidity pools with zero slippage protection. perfect prey. jared the sandwich bot feasted. within weeks it owned ethereum. 250,000+ sandwich attacks. 100,000+ victims squeezed. in over 60% of blocks at peak. read that again. it’s crazy. it then printed a fortune. 19/04/2023. one 24-hour window. $1.12 million in profit. to win those blocks it torched 455 ETH. it torched it in gas fees. roughly 7% of all the gas burned on Ethereum that day. all by one bot. and then it cleared another $400k the very next day. people were in awe. people were enraged. half the timeline called it a masterpiece. the other half watched it eat retail alive. but a few months later machi filed a defamation case against zachxbt zach asked for donations jaredfromsubway.eth. donated. good will for the bot came. yup, crypto never makes sense. it’s why we’re here. it wouldn’t back down. decentralised exchanges upgraded their defences got better against this bot. the bot got nastier with multiple layers. stacked five to seven deep. jit liquidity. cross-dex routing. fresh contracts off the same key pair. a flex to prove it was still him. years rolled by. it kept eating. then it sandwiched a god 04/2026 the bot front-ran vitalik buterin. the co-founder of ethereum. to bend the price. around a vitalik swap of $4 it doesn’t discriminate. it used $1 million in volume to do it. it lost a few bucks in gas fees. it’s just cool lore. the hunter becomes lunch. 20/06/2026. the bot that ate everyone got fucking sandwiched. an attacker exploited a dangling approval fake arbitrage routes. poisoned tokens. the contract drained over $15m gone. in a single cluster. the best mev operator on ethereum got got by sloppy approval hygiene. the mistake it punished everyone else for. the lesson nobody will learn. your edge is worthless if your on-chain hygiene is poor (sad).

JaredFromSubway the most well known MEV bot on Ethereum just got drained for over $15 MILLION After years of sandwiching traders for millions of dollars, someone finally got their revenge Biblical

@2manst3p That ninja will never win another argument lmfao

what happens when you fail to walk the talk ? On a serious note Gachau is operating on a crazy aura deficit 🥀💀

@edwards_ti99544 @DocumentingBTC Nope, they were probably freaked out as hell Lmfaoo

@DocumentingBTC Huge drop. Did anyone actually buy at $0.01?

On this day in history, 15 years ago, the price of a bitcoin crashed from $17 down to literally $0.01 per coin in a matter of minutes. A hacker gained access to the Mt.Gox exchange website database and placed massive fake sell orders. This YouTuber streamed it happening live:

Whoever's idea it was to put Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic together is a fucking genius 😮‍💨🔥

Happy one-month anniversary since Arsenal became 25/26 Premier League champions 🏆

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers. Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at rockstargames.com/VI

The studio will never forget

BREAKING: US Vice President Vance has cancelled his Switzerland trip for Iran negotiations which was intended as the start of nuclear talks, per Press pool. This follows Iran's cancellation of the same Switzerland trip and 60-day negotiation period with the US after Israel refused to withdraw from Lebanon and stop attacks, violating the MOU's first clause.

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GLM 5.2 is absolutely convinced that it is actually Claude, from Anthropic. When I tell it that it's GLM 5.2, it refuses to believe me, but is willing to check the local agent config to see what model is running. The realization:

Mnadungwa family planning in your 20’s juu ya sex??????

just realized the 60 day extension for the us-iran deal ends right around spacex first unlocks lol

Koos is cooking 😅😅