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The gates of hell are open night and day.
Smooth is the decent and easy is the way.
But, to come back from hell and view the cheerful skies, in this the task and mighty labour lies.
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@IssaKhalidA
Here for a good time, not a long thread.
Boston, MA Beigetreten Mart 2016
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Mwili haijengwi na mawe, itisha sosa babygirl☺️
Hon Millicent Omanga@MillicentOmanga
@thebigfishke it was my first time ... Mko juu 🙌
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Iran are bad MFs. Salute to them. 🙏🏽
The Spectator Index@spectatorindex
BREAKING: Trump announces halt to any plans for strikes on Iranian power plants
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@AyandaYandiey Hahaha the guy that stopped at the beginning hahaha 😂
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One dad quit at the beginning of the race 😂😂😂😭
Ayarh 🍒@AyandaYandiey
I just saw a video of dads joining a kids’ running race. It’s funny,I’m sure the kids enjoyed it 😂😂😂
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Her car window displayed the words: "Last chemotherapy session! I beat cancer! Honk!" Passersby honked and cheered wildly, celebrating her victory! 💪👏
This is the most shining example of humanity. ❤️
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Corrígeme si me equivoco, pero este año cumplo 38 y me he dado cuenta de que, como hombre, a nadie le importas. Ni a tu esposa. Ni a tu familia. Ni a tus amigos. Ni a tus compañeros de trabajo. A nadie. La gente actúa como si les importara, pero en el fondo, no es así. Estás solo. Siempre solo.
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When you kick a hornet's nest, it's the hornets which decide when it's over
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Distinction Between Guts and Balls
Guts:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Balls:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying,
“You’re next, Chubby.”
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. 💀
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@livers0n The reason it flew away is simple yet profound. It was never broken in spirit, only in body. Your care provided the sanctuary it needed to remember how to be itself.
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well fuck her too
ɯnɹʇuɐʇɐǝʌɐɥ@hvatantrum
BREAKING: Chappell Roan declares “I hate children and chickens”
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@netanyahu Your government has decimated Palestinians, and Iran is within its rights to defend sovereignty. This is what happens when you confront a country that doesn’t bow to dictatorship. End the war, leave Gaza, and focus on your country.
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Iran has proven again in the last 48 hours that it is the enemy of civilization and a danger to the free world: targeting children, families, and the elderly with terror missiles, threatening Jerusalem’s holy sites, launching long-range missiles, and trying to blackmail the world through the Strait of Hormuz. I ask the leaders of the free world: what are you waiting for? Israel is fighting not only for itself, but for all of you
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I’m beyond shattered mama
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kinywaji safi ✨@njambaby
Cremating my mum was really not on my 2026 bingo card 💔
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@TheFigen_ It isn’t true. There is no record of any case he won as an unregistered lawyer in Kenya. The lie has been regurgitated so many times on so many news outlets but none of it is true.
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Ya love to see it 💯😍😁🇮🇱
God bless you Thai people 🇹🇭
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