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b!tch swallowed so much cum that everything that comes out of her mouth is childish
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400 reps of pressing my morning wood into my mattress
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can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth
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Me after living alone in an apartment for too long
Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა@Hyeyunie
I enjoyed my time living alone in an apartment but at some point it got to a point
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When you break into a house to rob it and they’re watching Interstellar
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POV: You just renewed your gym membership… then realize there’s no money left for protein 😭
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@barstoolsports This era of Dodgers baseball is going to bring in the salary cap into the sport, and I & many others across the country can’t wait.
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“Let’s get four more wins and really ruin baseball”
- Dave Roberts
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we actually got this, superman and sinners all in the same year
muz@trulymuz
now FINALLY watching
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This whole contrived narrative is going to die in October, when The Smashing Machine comes out and inevitably gets Dwayne Johnson a lead actor Oscar nomination lmao
kira 👾@kirawontmiss
Can we all agree that John Cena is a better wrestler turned actor than The Rock
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And Bron also hung a banner in the same arena where Kobe hung banners. I hope the Kobe fans treat Luka a lot better. It’s great to give praise to Kobe 5 years later but at some point we have to move on and become 1 single fan base again
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Having Kobe bobblehead night at Dodger Stadium is cool and all… but it’s not helping this whole dynamic of Kobe fans and Laker fans being separated since LeBron’s arrival to LA. Kobe fans that don’t root for the Lakers anymore have zero appreciation for Bron when he revived us
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