LaQueefa™

a moment of silence for everything i have to do but am not doing

"i have to go home i have so much stuff to do" when i get home:

me getting ready pic.twitter.com/qFMWsuDQ7x

me: im just going to have one scoop

Me: omg, I really wanna diet. I really want a great summer body. Also me:

i reply fast because my phone is in my hand all the time. don't feel special bitch

Payday : I will not use my money for food Next day :

Whoops, spilled my skittles...

when my best friend pays for my food

Me comforting my friends

when the food is taking too long

Rt if this is you

Everyday

the floor is unhealthy eating habits pic.twitter.com/opKiQU8hKG

Current financial status

When you're cooking and the grease starts popping. pic.twitter.com/4XLyQ22yfy

Crazy message in my soup today

after u slap my ass

rt if this slice of pizza is hotter than u

Me at social gatherings