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Every party is a surprise party to me. I’m generally just surprised that consciousness can arise out of seemingly nothing.

Flying into a violent rage when the doctor tests my knee jerk reaction with the little mallet

If any of us C Section babies try to pop our ears the air goes straight to under our scalp and it expands like a balloon

This mamdani thing is gonna hit HARD for all of US with property over 5mil😅😅😅😅😅

does anyone have anything that I can have?

Its Springtime so im talking to anyone i guess

I hate Johnny Depp so much it actually gets me irritated in real life

the amber heard "dog stepped on a bee" thing is crazy because its from her rape testimony and her remembering minute details like that actually makes her story more credible hmmm

If I do anything, will everything be okay?

I actually like most things and smile a lot

i’m scared of the doctor because what if he pranks me

I’m on a special diet to increase the size of my boogers.

Was just informed that someone I deadass hate got outed for doing heinous shit but it was like really really bad

Think I ran over a guy looked just like this but hard to tell as I was laughing really hard at the time