Samwell Right

@alphafox Bro, let me ask my wife. I think we got room for one more.

Millennials are getting desperate:

I’m sick of people doing onlyfans and not filming hardcore sex. I can’t cum to bikini pictures ok.

@hy_wemmy Last 2 days are ok, just out a towel down first. Sometimes both of us are craving it so u make exceptions. Otherwise we jack off or we enjoy building up a giant load so she knows I missed her.

Wife is on her period and husband is h0rny. What do you do as a husband?

@Zaohz Yes I feel like the water beads up and runs off on its own. As soon as you hit those blades the whole scenario changes.

Anyone else keep their wipers off in the rain unless it’s monsooning

@Mr_Derivatives Matter of time

$AMD omg! $300 on deck?!

Is it too soon to talk about “all gaps must get filled” ? I love bull bounces but I know a lot about price gaps and afv. Hmmm too soon too soon

@Xeer I had a friend who had a wine fridge and he the fridge lost power and when it kicked back on it heated the box to 82 and held it there until he realized what happened. The win hanging on the wall not in a box never suffered. The wine in the fridge all got thrown away.

Does anyone else keep their sealed Pokemon product in humidity controlled environment? Or is this overkill.

@Pittsburgh1Pete Whataburger was bought by a Chicago holding company 3ish years ago. The food quality and seasoning immediately went to shit. I don’t claim them anymore as a Texas establishment. Texas native and I loved Whataburger, but I agree with you today.

The most OVERRATED burger chain, is WHATABURGER! The food is repulsive, bread is dry, trash Ketchup, and overall very mid product from Texas. The only reason it has expanded is for nostalgic purposes from Texas transplants. 100 better places to get a quick burger! I said what I said!

@terpulater420 1 month Didn’t veg it long enough or maybe it’s perfect for you I dunno

Since yall so smart how long this got 😂

@AnimexTwts Surprise women don’t like men who watch cartoons.

Ladies is this true?

@420matt9191 Eat first

Fellow stoners.... Smoke then eat or eat then smoke

@evilgirl 4 science

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@MrsCMFrancis Blondes for the win

Our new car has a backup camera and what do you mean I can just trust some camera screen to back up safely?!? Like no thanks I’ll use my eyes like I always have.

Yngwie Malmsteen Trilogy Op5

@MbarkCherguia Let’s see your wife first to make sure she’s not fat. Don’t wanna offend your misses unintentionally

Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat?

@rebeccaatrades Damn man I need to that the algo

nothing i hate more than day trading a market that just pumps lol

@RichOToole Quintana

No need to point out our weaknesses on here.

@CoreyLewis86 Tires are about $180 but haven’t needed to replace 1 yet Oil changes cost $80 Regular gas Insurance is about 30% cheaper

@CoreyLewis86 So grateful for these replies. Car cost $60k used with about 10,000 miles. I owned it for 3 years and paid it off. It used premium gas only Oil changes were $150-$200 Tires were $300-$400 each My explorer has 25,000 miles when I got it and it cost $20k paid off. ……continue

That is because their cars are ugly and kind of suck and have bad interiors with huge amounts of piano black. Also they are no longer interesting.

@Floridagirl0850 More impressive is the amount of women who believe everything they read on the internet.

I ran into the "I don’t need toothpaste or a dentist anymore because of my carnivore diet" part of X. Man y'all are cooked. The shit y'all say doesn't even make sense.