Jared Goldenberg
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Jared Goldenberg
@JGoldenberg20
we should’ve, never ever, let MJ play for the wizards
UF | NJ Beigetreten Haziran 2016
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They keep saying the Super Bowl is on Sunday night but that’s weird bc looks like it’s actually on Saturday…
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This list has been at the top of my notes app for a the last few months:
Stuff to buy ideas:
◦Toilet paper
◦Seltzers
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Would you rather know a little about a lot or a lot about a little?
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@rachel_reisman @carolineshrock U rlly know how to make someone feel special
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alternative names for short kings:
- petite prince
- teeny weeny tycoon
- miniature monarch
- pocket-sized pooh-bah
- lowercase lord
- compact captain
- subatomic sultan
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@jeffromer23 Really? Pushing content at the Mets game lol
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Would be a real shame if Adam Silver vetoed this Chris Paul trade for “basketball reasons”
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Many students don’t go because they banned frat tailgates at Hard Rock. Students will come if the frats are there
🇺🇸 Mike Ryan (Ruiz): PATRIOT 🇺🇸@MichaelRyanRuiz
Just stop giving the students tickets at this point.
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Levels of male friendship:
Just met —> “Seem like a cool guy…”
Hung out twice —> “I got a buddy who…”
Go out on weekends —> “I got a buddy who…”
Literally best friends —> “I got a buddy who…”
Known each other for life —> “I got a buddy who…”
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@VBSofficial_ glad to see his potential's being unlocked now that he's away from that noodle arm in KC
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