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@debraduncan Sounds like a good (or at least patient) mom. 💖

As a bonus, you all get my “modeling photos” where I did my own makeup for the first time and had my mom follow me around the house while I posed. Only thing is I forgot to change my pajamas and didn’t realize until I got the pics developed weeks later

My mom just sent this deeply unsettling pic of me as a kid

The GOP is so pro life that 192 of them voted against baby formula yesterday.

@DanielBunnJr I remember the exact moment when I cried in a pillow at the end. I carry another, more visible reminder in the scars on my legs left by the saw my brother left in the yard after filming his WTRFGs school project that I did not see. (30y ago)

9-yr-old son: It’s called WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS. It’s about this boy and his two red dogs. It’s a fun story! I have two chapters left. Don’t tell me how it ends!

Democrats’ attempt to codify the right to abortion went down 49-51. We should immediately drop a bill codifying the right to use contraception. Make Republicans vote on that one! Let’s go on offense for a change!

@drschnei Also ACBs experience on the job was like 15 minutes.

@drschnei He just really likes beer!!

I feel like most of my Twitter feed is people who got up early to steal tweets and post them as their own. Dude. I see those tweets, too.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

Does she know Oz’s tweet was 2012?

@SAMGREIS And saying it to PATTIE LUPONE?!?

Imagine thinking buying a ticket to a Broadway show is paying the performers salaries.

@rachsyme This hat. I call it my adventure hat and rarely take it off. (I live in Chicago, v urban, etc).

@NathanMackBrown Me and my wife.

SERIOUS QUESTION: Do you know anyone who is fully vaccinated, boosted, and never got COVID?

please don't protest the laws we made about your bodies at our homes because our homes are private and they belong to us.

happy mothers day ?

@drinkwaterkids Two for the price of one!

The church: Mothers are so divine and important! Me and Em: Cool :) our kids are gonna have two moms The church: not like that :/

Something worth remembering.

We CAN flip enough seats for a democratic majority in the Senate and we CAN make Roe law. We need to be loud, donate, and get voters out in the midterms.

@Kik2k @CajunCatracha Also NO inquiries about you? Here just take this child I trust you to care for them? 😳 unbelievably tragic.

The fact that they stay bringing up the Handmaid‘s Tale to describe oppression instead of the ACTUAL HISTORY of state-sactioned abuse towards black and native women speaks volumes.

@LoriCKW Are they gonna come take my IUD out? Jkjk they don’t know what IUDs are or where to find them.

@Claribel_Ortega @Karnythia This is what I want to read! How do I find these books??