Jack Strawberg

@EStrawberg @Springer_BCSO HEH THAT'S MA LITTLE GIRL OVER THERE! I'M PROUD OF YA KIDDO!

@EStrawberg @AlyxandraVance WEHEHE I'VE BANGED SO MANY RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES IN THAT BACK IN THE DAY, IT SHOULD STILL SMELL LIKE VODKA - THE STROBES ON THE ROOF DON'T WORK FOR SURE AFTER @TrevorPhilipinc SHOT 'EM WHEN HE LOST A POKER GAME

YEEPEE KAYEE MOTHERFUCKERS!

HOPEFULLY I'LL BECOME A SHERIFF AGAIN ONCE @RealRonaldGold BECOMES PRESIDENT AGAIN. YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE VOTE FROM ME AND I'LL BEAT KAREN SO HARD SO THAT SHE VOTES YOU TOO. GO GET 'EM, BOY!

@RealRonaldGold THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL MY LIFE, BOY! WOMEN ARE LIKE EMPTY VASES. YOU NEED TO FILL 'EM IN IF YOU WANT THEM TO BE USEFUL

Girls are like golf, they’re meant to be played.

@EStrawberg NO

@EStrawberg @LazlowGTAV I KNOW RIGHT

I CALLED THAT FAG @LazlowGTAV ON THE RADIO TO TALK ABOUT THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT THIS GREAT COUNTRY BUT HE DECIDED TO HANG UP ON ME. I'M GONNA CALL HIM AGAIN AND HANG UP ON HIM SO THAT I TEACH HIM A LESSON, BOY!

I pay for my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll to tweet if you pay taxes too!

@EStrawberg @TrevorPhilipinc YES AND IT'S A GREAT REASON TO STILL BE ANGRY BECAUSE BRAD THE DONKEY HAD A CUTE ASS

THE MOST IRRITATING THING IS THAT I AM A DISTANT RELATIVE OF @TrevorPhilipinc . WHY THE HELL DID AUNT LUCY HAVE TO GO TO CANADA WITH HER COUSINS AND BRING CANADIAN BLOOD TO OUR CLEAN PATRIOTIC AMERICAN FAMILY? SERIOUSLY, BOY, KNOWING THAT I HAVE 7 CANADIAN COUSINS IS PAINFUL

@RealRonaldGold THIS IS WHY I'VE BEEN ALWAYS A SUPPORTER OF YOU, BOY! GO GET THEIR LIBERAL ASSES, SON AND MAKE AMERICA GOLD AGAIN!

What do you prefer? Being vegan and eating trees leafs because you can’t afford a nice steak or starting to make big amounts of money with thegoldeninvestment.com and finally be able to buy the mansion of your dreams? #TheQuestionIsQuicklyAnswered

NOTHIN' BETTER THAN BEING PATRIOTIC, WHATEVER THAT MEANS, BOY!

@EStrawberg @MarkusJ_BCSO @AlyxandraVance @Foster_FIB @Weronika_FIB @BrianParkerLS @IAAGTA GOOD THING WE'RE STILL REPUBLICAN DOWN 'ERE

@MarkusJ_BCSO @EStrawberg @AlyxandraVance @Foster_FIB @Weronika_FIB @BrianParkerLS @IAAGTA GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME, BOY! MY GIRL'S WORKIN' FOR AN AGENCY OR THAT'S WHAT SHE HAS TOLD ME, AFTER I FOUND OUT HER BEING STUDYING IN LS WAS A COVERUP ALL ALONG, BOY AND WATCH YOUR MOUTH COS I'M THE SHERIFF OF DUNCEVILLE

@JStrawberg @EStrawberg @AlyxandraVance @Foster_FIB @Weronika_FIB @BrianParkerLS @IAAGTA Your daughter is a criminal hired by international terrorists.

HOWDY Y'ALL!

@CosmicMillerSA IN ARIZONA WE DON'T WANT GUNS. WE HAVE GUNS FROM THE DAY WE' RE BORN BOY

GUNNA TRY AN ALABAMA HOTPOCKET ON MY WIFE BOY! ALREADY RANDY ENOUGH TO FUCK A WHOLE FARM OR COWS YEEHAW!

@Greenville_ @CosmicMillerSA @EStrawberg I' VE SLEPT WITH SO MANY GIRLS IN MA LIFE THAT I COULD BE EVERYBODY'S DADDYO, BOY! HELL DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THEIR NAMES NO MORE.