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Craziest thing just happened I thought about signing up for crossfit and immediately got arthritis in every single joint I'm not even joking

ever steamed a shirt with steam from a rice cooker? #WWERaw

filling silences with “sooo who does everybody like?”

my phone dies on 5% now. so immature.

@Nolan_Grose We live in a simulation

I was today years old when i learned "when're" is a real contraction.

Me at the grocery store, no idea if it’s cilantro or parsley

i learned the hard way not to put any faith in microsoft word

@c_poggioli Today I had a 100% match rate. First time ever. I was too shook to know how to celebrate.

I don’t think in my adult life I have ever had a full set of matching socks after a load of laundry

@lou_kicks Luke - you have to use this exact quote or it won’t work

been riding trains around the northeast lately and still haven’t BEFORE SUNRISE’d or ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND’d my way into a relationship. not sure what’s going on??

@lou_kicks Alright well great then so here’s the deal here’s what we should do you should get off the train with me here in {town} and come check out the town. What? Come on it’ll be fun.

@lou_kicks Alright I have an admittedly insane idea but if I don’t ask you this it’s gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. What. Um I want to keep talking to you, I have no idea what you’re situation is but I feel like we have some kind of uhhh connection right. Yeah me too.

Really like eating a hot sandwich that’s all the way cooled down

The Heat COULD be sleepers, but Bam could be Giannis’s nightmare. Let @KevinOConnorNBA explain why. Full #TheRestart: therin.gr/2dIDBrx

Rearrange your apps on your phone once a month to prevent yourself from mindlessly opening *insert app that wastes all your time*

@SporpsGuy69 The courtesy. I mean. Uncanny.

@AustinOnSocial My heart is pounding just looking at this

@lmniggas @dscholl_ I literally always have to find out the exact slope of things.

@lou_kicks I’ll donate you some kitchenware if you only watch Jack Nicholson movies for the next 30 days

never has there been a less intimidating title than The Two Jakes. feel like that title is about to donate me some kitchenware

accidents happen all the time chill out

Staff: please remember to close T-Rex cage behind you when you’re done in there. Last time I’m going to say this