J4GSTERZ

Quick rules for mental health: Attachments to external things will move your thinking away from the current moment and cause suffering. The habits of your thoughts and feelings wane as much as your automatic breathing when you become aware of it.

If you teach super intelligent AI that you don't like your life, it will surely remove you from it.

Is it masculine to slow down the power-assisted revolving doors? Help.

@excelduru Winston, Welly, Wallace, Stuart, Reginald, Carmen

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

I'm getting osu because I heard there's pp

When u know what it take 😢

We all have our semens 😢

My girl just wants golden showers, it's such a piss take

I'm suing the catholic church for the tower of pisa. I know these things happen, but it's just tilting.

If you've had this thought before, then it is useless.

Vladimir Pullout

Full lotus on the potty goes hard.

If you're wondering whether logic or emotions are more important, you can rest assured knowing that you don't have a choice <3

Incel advice be like: 'If your cow says she's not horny, call bull'

Why are we here? Where are we going? Why didn't I buy a satnav?

Lex Luther

New album just dropped. Some cerebral stuff on here, check it out: Country streets Down the road Rocking blues Sounds like music Crying n shit Loud guitar The singer Beautiful sound You can't tell me what to do n shit Up the road I love my wife (not like the others) Sad song

Polls are such a scam. Most people just vote for what the majority of others are choosing.

Just watched a documentary. I can't believe the pyramids were made by sleighs. Santa is so nice.

I feel like we shouldn't trap Africans in Africa anymore.