Jacob Bandy

man what’s the point if she can’t see that i liked this tweet i’m so depressed

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@blvkeftp You better stop touching your self before you rub it raw

@blvkeftp It’s because you sit down when you pee

@blvkeftp Tandem suislide

@blvkeftp Do it

« Your soul is mine »

Pelican tries to eat capybara

@blvkeftp So when we fuckin in it?

@TransphobicLs @elonmusk No one cares

@elonmusk How much money would you have if you had a dollar for every time you ignored someone asking how you’re gonna deal with transphobia?

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if Trump is coming back on this platform, Twitter would be minting money!

Sooooo… who wants one of these t-shirts?

@CarlsJr What do I need to do to get one of these!!