Jake

Non mam this is Goofy’s Cafe we do not serve menudo

iBrokeThisHome

@FearedBuck “Dad, how good was Bruce Willis in his prime?” x.com/LostMemeArchiv…

@Fatima_Khatun01 @libsoftiktok Since you didn’t listen he raped his daughter and impregnated her

Meet Miguel Juan Andres-Pedro, an ILLEGAL ALIEN, who is now in ICE custody after he allegedly r*ped and impregnated a 17-year-old girl he helped raise. The media is calling him a "Knoxville man."

Epstein list fell out of the FBIs pocket and they cant find it

I’m an oil man

Maybe the day I moved to LA, chasing the American dream chasing everything we seen on the TV

There would be signs no?

She’s schizotweeting again

If I have a milkshake and you have a milkshake and my straw reaches across the room, I drink your milkshake.

Wokeuplikethis*

The roads go without saying don’t they?

Water and alcohol on pressure plates in your hotels fridge should be illegal

@Pimp_Lord619 The last time a team blew a 2-1 lead in the NLDS and still won the deciding game was 2015 when the Mets defeated the Dodgers The last time Mike Shildt managed an NLDS-deciding Game 5, his team put up 10 runs in the first inning against the Braves in 2019

Apple should give us the option to use bold and italicized text in iMessage

It’s honestly impressive how a man can grab milk and never come back

The difference between Harvard and DeVry

Don’t finance your waterbed