Jacquee

MIA - is he dead?

@Trevornoah before I die I would very much like to take you out for Indian food, bring you a face brick as a cute first date gift, and talk tech and music all night. Since theoretically I could die tomorrow, shall we go on a date tonight?

@GordonRamsay so glad you are being well taken care of. Please have a quick recovery from surgery, and clean bill of health to follow, darling. You’re loved!

This is 40.

@Trevornoah breaks my brain a bit. I want to fuck him but I also respect him so much that I want to brain fuck… like debate, banter, and let him absolutely wreck me intellectually and otherwise. It’s called range.

Disgusting.

@MikeTheMover @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Performance enhancing drugs? You mean experience and knowledgeability.

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris My best guess for explaining Kamala's debate performance tonight: 1. She was given the questions in order in advance and rehearsed her canned answers for quite some time. 2. The Nova H1 earrings 👂🏻 3. Performance enhancing drugs. Did I leave anything out? #KamalaFraud

While I don’t think the debate hosts were fair to @realDonaldTrump, @KamalaHarris exceeded most people’s expectations tonight. That said, when it comes to getting things done, not just saying nice-sounding words, I strongly believe that Trump will do a far better job. After all, if Kamala can do great things, why hasn’t she? Biden rarely shows up for work, so she’s basically in charge already. The question comes down to this: do you want current trends to continue for 4 more years or do you want change?

@MikeTheMover @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris They are often informed about the general topics or themes that will be discussed. This allows them to prepare their responses and rehearse talking points. The goal is to ensure fairness and spontaneity during the debate.

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris It’s alarming that there are any Trump supporters still out there, he’s a criminal and a want-to-be dictator. He was the worst president in history, impeached twice, and incited an insurrection and blamed the police and Pelosi for what happened. He’s mentally ill and dangerous!

@brettgoldstein Would you be interested in adding a show at Semiahmoo Resort on 11/3, it’s about 30 minutes north of Bellingham on the border of Canada? I can’t find a website to get your booking agents name, but I’d love to talk to them!

Tickets on sale now at brettgoldsteintour.com   NEW SHOWS! 9/20 – Denver, CO 9/21 – Atlanta, CA 10/4– New Orleans, LA 10/5 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Baltimore, MD 11/1 - Seattle, WA 11/2 - Bellingham, WA

@ZacharyLevi , you ready yet?

@portugaltheman Chicken butt

Soooo… what’s up?

@ZacharyLevi I’m looking for a partner who shares my life goals;building a community on a big property,natural & mental health resources,a dog rescue,dining hall (I love to cook),homesteading,water nearby,& an event space for concerts/community events.U+ME=dream come true,you in?

@ZacharyLevi Or: Reel Conversations with Zachary Levi

@ZacharyLevi Zac’s Reel Talk Podcast. Puns are life… you can talk about the film industry and life in general.

Brother, absolute genius. 🤯🤣 If we go that way with the name, I’ll make sure the world knows it was all Matty. 🤘😎🤘

@ZacharyLevi Me looking it up on Spotify… Spotify giving me the closest thing to that title:

Yesss! Should be putting together recording the first and second seasons of podcast in the new few months. 🤘😎🤘

@JaredLeto , want to start a commune, event space, dog rescue with me? ❤️ I need someone to build my dream with me, and I think you’d appreciate it.

@JaredLeto can I give you my number? 🫶🏽

@ZacharyLevi Ugh. You’re building my dream without me.

Hey gang. I’m looking to build a home that I want to be entirely self-sustaining using solar and wind as my renewable energy sources. Any suggestions as to what type of tech is the best to use, and even which firms are the best to hire? 🙃🙌

@bader_diedrich I haven’t been on twitter since I posted this, until tonight. it’s pretty fun watching my kid become weirder than me. I feel like I’m winning at being a mom. My kiddo felt incredibly cool getting a reply from you… so thank you for that! Love ya, D!

@Jacquee Thank you for this by the way

My kids found my cut out of your face @bader_diedrich that I used when we were doing silly tweets a few years ago. They remember you from Chuck and are now obsessed with wearing this whenever you’re in a show we’re watching! When they’re not wearing it, it’s hanging on their door