Jared Thompson

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Jared Thompson

Jared Thompson

@JaredDBThompson

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Bloomington, IN Beigetreten Haziran 2011
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Jared Thompson
Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
I just farted at a urinal and a man, in sandals, shitting in a comedy club stall next to me said “Gross.” I’m back, y’all!
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Is there anything more confusing that people with “heart failure” can just, like, live?
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I’m rooting for whichever team had less fans in the capitol building on Wednesday, @AndyKindler. It’s honestly a coin flip. #OSUvsBAMA
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Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler@AndyKindler·
I’m watching the game. Who am I? Andy Kindler. THE Ohio State! That last sentence is a lie.
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Jared Thompson
Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
Elvis Hussein Presley
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Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
What are they going to do with the 1/10th of 1 mile of Border Wall™️ that Donald J Trump built with his BARE LIL’ HANDS?
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Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
It’s crazy that people can just like see where you live
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Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
Stephen Harvey
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Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
It would be totally reasonable to sentence any undecided voter to the death penalty.
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Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
Vincent Diesel
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Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
How are people who “can’t handle Facebook” doing during this?
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Mike Miller@MikeMillerSTL·
Related: This Notre Dame team is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible. Woof.
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Mike Miller@MikeMillerSTL·
This is the correct take.
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Jared Thompson@JaredDBThompson·
@TomAThakkar This the timeframe of me at my absolute 100% rock bottom worst. It’s scary to even think about.
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