Jason Pestell

Starting in 2026 the AFL just announced the Top 18 teams will now compete in a Wild Card Round where everyone will compete for a Participation Trophy.

Game recognises game. #sampangtonight #davidtench

@adele_liam @oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher 37? In your prime.

Someone sent me in DM this…wtf is happening ? 🤯

Ain’t no way that Rosemary weighed the same as Potatoes. #rigged #masterchef @masterchefau

Big fan LG. Knock twice…. Genius. But have you considered just one switch to turn a light on?

Loving this Triple M Hottest 100.

I too would be embarrassed if there was footage of me at a Coldplay concert.

Watching MasterChef, I just realised that the white guy that wears their hat backward are two different people. #MasterChefAU #imnotracistbut

Microwave dinner directions told me to heat on high for 3 mins but first Pierce film. I’m now halfway into Mrs Doubtfire but pretty sure the dinner had gone cold.

When they out of Hot & Crispy. @KFCAustralia

Going back to this haircut

@bigalcomedy @elonmusk At least we see the needs of those from both sides.

@elonmusk Instead of 69 minutes. Could we call it dinner for Two 😂

Anyone want to create a hard-hitting show on 𝕏 called 69 Minutes? I will actually fund it!

Should have been Higher. #hottest100

Is it still "Free Speech" if you turn the comments off?

Do you like how light can burn you? Then you will love Lava Lamps.

Remember when a 40 inch TV was enough.

I accidentally typed “cost of loving” and now I feel it’s more accurate.

Quick Squid Game question. Is it better to watch with Subs or a Dom?

Let Konstas bowl the first over. I wanna see what happens. #INDvsAUS

I want to be ready for the second season of Severance but I have ironically forgotten how season one ended because I have been focussed on work.