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Can’t wait to be playing West Brom away on career mode, concede in the 96th minute only to see fucking boiler man waltz on the pitch like he just scored the goal himself

@apoahs Riley McGree reference?????

everyone up in arms about the French team “not being French” or whatever nonsense but no one bats an eyelid at there being a ginger man with a Scottish surname playing for a country in the southern hemisphere

@AwayDaysClub_ Lucky

These Boro fans won’t be making it to the game today 👀

Spineless cunts couldn’t even give us a goal for the 7.5k to celebrate Even worse all the happy clappers at the end

@evang3l10n_un1t @Layo_FH South banks in Middlesbrough though

@Layo_FH only works with actual new towns. the leeds one is literally just in leeds city centre, calling it airethorpe is silly. just call it south bank or something.

This is giving me new Overground Line vibes (apart from Athelstan). The traditionalist approach would be to name these place names after geographical features, surely? -thorpe means a secondary settlement. So if you built a new town along the river Aire, just outside Leeds, for example, call it Airethorpe or whatever.

@mac_mystic62217 @OfficialOLDarts I’ve been at the airport Clayton is at and it’s a 3 hour wait regardless of what time / passport you have

@OfficialOLDarts If you didnt vote for brexit you could go through european que and be quicker...so blame your own countrymen

This seems to becoming a real issue right now. The Euro Tour is sensational but if the big names aren’t going to travel it becomes less inviting.

Jason Steele 😭😭😭😭

@DMac1876_ Almost as bad as Rudy Gestede

How is this the way I found out Bob McHugh plays for Pollok. Also for a striker this isn't good stats tbf.

@stimmo64 @leicestercity Huge senior discount for over 65s and under 22s 🔥🔥🔥

Prices for PNE fans ⁦@leicestercity⁩ on Good Friday… 👏🏻👏🏻

Incredibly lucky to be still be second Big shift required for the rest of the season which personally I can’t see

@JamesSh22452296 @karlbenwatson @secondtierpod Mate we’ll be third at the end of the day shut the fuck up

@karlbenwatson @secondtierpod Fuck off man we are obviously not shite, absolutely dominated once again, if someone said you’d be second at this stage in the season before the season started you would snap they’re hands off

What is going on with Boro?! 🤯 Conceded a 95th-minute equaliser. What a result for Millwall.

Useless cunts the lot of them Championship again ole ole

Can’t help but feel Bristol is a must win now Fucked it big time

Any safety net we had is now gone Players are shite Tactics have been massively found out We’ll get playoffs but that’s the autos gone

@andrewstevo39 Think if this happened I’d be fuming I hate red bull 😭😭😭

Heard a funny rumour today regarding Boro. Red Bull are buying the club and taking over from Gibbo in 18 months. Make of it what you want 🤣🤣

@Dottorilla @Texas__Bulldog @SandyofCthulhu In the uk at least, cherry coke and Dr Pepper are very similar as Dr Pepper is made by coke in Europe Mind you for me at least it’s different enough for Dr Pepper to be its own drink

@Texas__Bulldog @SandyofCthulhu Taste cherry coke then drink dr pepper and you'll be proven oh so wrong

When I find root beer in Europe, the Europeans always gag and posture, saying that it "tastes like medicine". So I asked which medicine, and it was "black draught syrup" so I tried it and it did taste a teensy bit like root beer so I guess I understand. However, when I manage to foist Dr Pepper upon Europeans, they almost always enjoy it just fine. I had one French guy pretend to gag, and then when I braced him he admitted he liked it but didn't want to admit it in front of the other French guys in the room.

@Wayne501Mardle No Wayne there has been some ridiculous bounce outs you wouldnt get on other boards, for me at least I feel the blade 6 is a better quality than these new boards

There’s no / hardly any bounce outs…the odd fall out will always happen. No different to any other board.

@BrackenburyMb @untypicalboro I’m not having that I think blackwells pies are a lot better

@untypicalboro As a former villager Plants give them a good run for their money on Pies especially.

Name a better butchers. #Teesside #TopScran

Average boro performance against Coventry Can’t see us getting anything from the match now

@oli_tatty Keith Malanda 😭😭😭

looking at the updated efl squad lists, we've got some fantastic full names in our squad Rio Dior Kayden Patterson Powell Leo Alexander Francis Castledine Aidan Zen Patrick Morris Misjonne Juniffer Naigelino Hansen Adilson Keithe Michel Malanda Thomas Daniel John Conway

@oscgoat 81L is ironic considering he took the L in the championship

this is really obscure oscar lore but last year his grandfather revealed in an article that he apparently also owns a ferrari we’ve just never seen him drive it