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@MultiNanners @JoeLongBalls Not bad

@JoeLongBalls Try your luck big man, the odds are in your favor spinthewheel.app/all-jojo-stands

MHA has a quirk that just gave a guy a roadworks job for his entire life. If I get a bad stand I don't even have to look at it

@MeatyMelo Koichi?????

KRILLIN IN A USELESS CHARACTER CONTEST???? HOLY LARP

@gregthesorcerer I can’t cast healing hands but I can cast hair o dog

Oughhhh I need a cleric

@saikenMD Don’t care, its hot

Alright, like 6 people sent me this today, so please take notes🗒️ "Female ejaculate" (or whatever you want to call it) is a thick whitish fluid that originates from the Skene's glands. These glands sit just under the bladder, beside the urethra, and are homologous to the male prostate. Chemical analysis of this fluid has been shown to have HIGH concentrations of PSA (prostate-specific antigen) and LOW concentrations of creatinine and uric acid (which you would normally see in urine). This fluid is secreted in small amounts, on the order of just a few mL during sexual stimulation. This is a separate substance from the normal vaginal lubrication and Bartholin gland secretions during arousal. This is also a completely separate substance from the whitish buildup that you will see coating the vagina and penis during sex, which is just an amalgamation of congealed versions of the above fluids just getting mushed together. "Squirting" is the act of expelling female ejaculate through the urethra, as well as larger amounts of diluted urine. This is what gives it its clear appearance and (obviously) where it gets its name from. This happens on the order of tens of mL, so the majority of what is expelled during squirting is dilute urine, and only a small fraction of that is female ejaculate. A study published in the International Journal of Urology in 2022 specifically investigated this (onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/ij…). The researchers inserted a catheter into five women in their 30's-50's and drained their bladders to empty. They then injected a small amount saline dyed blue back into the bladders, and provided sexual stimulation in order to achieve squirting. In all of the subjects, the fluid that was discharged was blue. Chemical analysis supports this too, with most of this fluid being composed of creatinine, urea, and other compounds you would expect to see from urine. tl;dr - Female ejaculate is a substance (3mL) made from the Skene's gland, akin to a female prostate. - Squirting = expelling this substance, mixed with a larger amount of dilute urine (10mL) through the urethra. - This is in contrast to how men ejaculate, where sperm, seminal fluid, and the resulting semen are all made in-house (the testicles, prostate, etc.) and are expelled through the urethra without any input from the bladder (preventing urine from entering the urethra during ejaculation is a function of the prostate).

@turboghosto @gregthesorcerer Y’all need a cleric? I can’t cast healing word but I know some cool party tricks

my friend: dude are you even listening? like did you hear a word I just said? me: aha im sorry ive just been so distracted lately the wizard who has been sending me nonstop psychic messages for weeks: join my quest

@Loricatty @smc429 @distgadfly AI ass response

She was buried there for privacy. Ivana was a very public person in life, and a private burial on family-owned property at Trump National Golf Club Bedminster makes sense. I’ve also never seen credible evidence that the site is ‘covered in weeds’-that claim seems to come from a couple of selectively framed photos that get passed around. People can dislike the optics, but jumping to ‘pauper’s grave’ and ‘they didn’t care about her’ is ridiculous.

Ivana Trump was a socialite. Does anyone really think her dying wish was for her daughter to allow her to be buried in a pauper's grave by her cheating first husband over a tax break? Those children are fucking evil. Nobody who misses their mother would allow her memory to be roped off behind the golf clubhouse, covered in weeds.

@megsfrompluto Its the internet

@megsfrompluto No, J was being dead serious. Like I would like to be courted by someone for the rest of my life. It’d be sweet.

@megsfrompluto I would like to be courted for the rest of my life plz

@daydreaminvirgo @radiojelly Yeah

if you listen to crystal castles, you’re mexican

@rockstarnoguitr Blow your shit smoove off

@jennabombsy Gentrification

please cus why is pilsen soooo expensive

@Cyb4rAnG3L @sub4allWomen Real lover shit

@sub4allWomen slurs just lame af just call them a dumb idiot and jerk each other off

why does it have to be a slur? Why cant it be i love you too? Why is this generation so fucking lame

@cyber_bunnie Absolutely bunny coded

my bday always being on or near easter is so bunny girl of me

@PillowHoney We love you

@nikutaberuru Yeah but in a cool way

親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たちに 聞きたいのですが 日本ではベースという楽器を 弾いている人は「変態」と 呼ばれています。 アメリカ兄貴たちの国でも ベースを弾いてる人は 「変態」なのでしょうか？

@JayDaMarvelous2 No :(

Ask me anything (i have to answer)

@Blazingoth Cooking

give me content suggestions ~

@kvwviiju Wains?

there is literally just like a handful !!! be quick my wains make haste

for all those who cried in my DMs asking for more shirt……. U have receive more shirt. go forth and purchase my child