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Jeep Fu
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I am not serious at all. A bit mad, but totally not serious. Just like the rest of us.
USA Beigetreten Nisan 2013
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Coolest thing I've seen today.
Javi Lopez ⛩️@javilopen
NASA has launched a website where you can follow the Artemis II mission to the Moon in real time 👩🚀 Absolutely amazing. Link 🔗👇
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Need to eject the canisters of💩. I want astronauts or aliens finding them centuries from now. For the lols
NASA Artemis@NASAArtemis
Since everyone always asks... 🤔 The universal waste management system aboard the Orion spacecraft is a compact, 5-cubic-foot toilet designed for microgravity. Solid waste is stored in odor-controlled canisters, while pre-treated urine is vented overboard daily.
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Show something like this to your boss.
He still expects you to clock in.
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext
During the 2018 wildfires, this man captured his drive to work in the morning
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The Mellon Heads - LOTR Podcast@mellon_heads
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Amazon's The Rings of Power is confirmed to complete all 5 seasons totaling 50 episodes although planned spinoffs are unlikely to happen due to the franchise's high costs. It has been revealed that cancelling would prove even more costly as Amazon would have to pay the Tolkien estate a kill fee of $20 million per season Source: The Ankler | Via Screenrant: bit.ly/3NZJsdC
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20 years ago, a man screamed his own name into a microphone and ruined everything. It became one of the most famous moments in internet history.
A group of players in an online game called World of Warcraft had spent several minutes planning a complicated raid. Timing, positioning, survival odds. One player calculated their chances of success at 32.33 percent, repeating.
The whole time, one of their teammates wasn’t listening. He’d stepped away from his computer to reheat some chicken.
When he came back, he ignored everything, screamed his character’s name at the top of his lungs, and charged straight into the fight alone. Everyone followed him in. They all died in seconds.
“Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.”
“At least I have chicken.”
The clip spread across the internet before “going viral” was even a phrase. It was referenced in South Park, How I Met Your Mother, and an article in a military journal. The game’s developer added the character as an official figure inside the game. His name became shorthand for anyone who ruins a plan by doing something reckless.
The whole thing was staged. The group admitted years later it was a scripted re-enactment of something that had actually happened. The cameraman said: “We didn’t think anyone would believe it was real. We thought it was so obviously satire.”
The player behind Leeroy Jenkins is a guy named Ben Schulz. He repairs industrial lighting for a living.
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Understand this: The movies and shows about the crucifixion have been tame when compared to what He actually went through.
Even The Passion Of The Christ was forced to hold back a little in order to avoid an X rating.
Crucifixion was, and still is, arguably the most excruciating death someone can experience.
The night before in Gethsemane, He was sweating blood. This is known as hematidrosis. This would have caused His skin to become extremely sensitive, thus making the beatings to come even worse.
The fear He felt was the beginning of His feeling the weight of our iniquities being laid on Him.
Yet - in this moment, He didn’t demand that the Father take it from Him. He only asked for the cup to pass Him over if it was within the Father’s will.
Up next came the Cat of Nine Tails, or a Roman Flagrum. This was a weapon with long leather “tails”, each embedded with sharp bones and metal.
He was flogged 39 times as Jewish law mandated “40 minus one”, because 40 was said to kill a man.
This flogging wasn’t like being punished by your father’s leather belt.
Every strike tore flesh, every strike exposed muscle. Every strike exposed nerve endings. Every strike tore flesh to the bone.
This would be like getting struck with razor blades over and over again, leading to hypovolemic shock from blood loss.
Oh, and the crown of thorns? These weren’t rose thorns. These were thorns which were 2-3 inches long. Beaten into his skull.
These thorns would have pierced his skull, tripping the trigeminal nerve, thus causing unimaginable pain and even more blood loss from the dozens of head wounds.
At this point, extreme nausea and dizziness would begin to set in.
What came next? Carrying the cross. Which weighed around 300lbs. This would be like carrying two full kegs on your back.
Splinters and wood grating against the open flesh on His back. And He had to carry it 650 yards, or close to a half mile.
Imagine carrying a log on your back after being skinned alive.
Up next? He was nailed to the cross with spikes 5-7in in length. Piercing His wrists - this no doubt pierced the median nerve, causing extreme burning sensations up and down His arms.
A spike was driven through his ankles - severing nerves and tendons. This would have felt like standing on broken glass every time He pushed Himself up in order to breathe.
He suffered for 6 hours.
His chest muscles collapsing, making every single breath a fight for life.
His shoulders were dislocated, His arms stretching unnaturally long.
His heart was struggling to pump blood.
He was extremely dehydrated, His lips cracking.
His heart more than likely literally ruptured from the stress.
And on top of all of that, He had to feel a separation with the Father for a period of time in order to REALLY bear the weight of our sin.
He took up this burden for ALL sin before Him, and ALL sin which came after Him.
HE DID IT ALL FOR US.
To free us. To defeat sin. To give us a pathway to the Kingdom.
Every sin we commit is exactly why He had to do it.
And the real kicker? He knew what was coming when He rode into Jerusalem … and He didn’t turn around. He kept going.
For us.
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🇮🇱 invading 🇱🇧.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: U.S. urges citizens to depart Lebanon immediately.
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>declare a country evil
>claim country has been evil doing evil things for decades
>bomb the shit out of country
>invade country
>steal country's oil
>claims stealing the oil is justified because they were evil
>look for new country to call evil
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47
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Dumbledore Actor John Lithgow Says 'Much' of J.K. Rowling's Views Have Been 'Twisted and Misrepresented,' but She's 'Doubled Down at Her Own Cost' variety.com/2026/film/news…
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