Coach Jeeves

I thought I was getting fatter but I’m just getting thicker.

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@TotalNewb13 Absolutely

@JeevesDC Dear diary. Still a narcissist

Dear Diary: Still in shape. I checked. Again.

@madddyphillipss I’m literally dating a black guy so assume whatever you want and think about others however you want, it’s only hurting you

@JeevesDC I feel like you only talk to white men lol

@sissyslapper lol why are you so unhappy

@JeevesDC Dear diary: you’re still single-for a reason

@PupCrash ….for 3 billion people

@JeevesDC Nah, averaging can be done on the go with hella constrained space. All you gotta keep in memory is a `sum` total, an ` entityCount`, and you can always compute `meanAvg` on the fly

Google Maps needs a “gay walking speed” estimated time of arrival option.

Happy Holidays.

@JPL606 That’s the one! I’m one block away. I didn’t see any signs before it opened. Total surprise.

@JeevesDC We got one in Chevy Chase last week you must live near me haha.

A TRADER JOES JUST OPENED IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. Things are looking up.

@PupCrash Also it’s just a LOT of data for something that’s a minor improvement for users

@JeevesDC Feels like it'd be really easy for Apple and Google to get the motion data they'd need in order to learn how fast a user typically walks, and adjust ETAs accordingly. I'd guess that they haven't yet because not enough people have expressed an interest in that

@mattmchdo Damnnnn

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@21brodyfox Fuck yes please. Your hole is so amazing

@JeevesDC DC is close 😉

My favorite mirror.

@adamsanerof Seriously agree.

I’ll never understand why some dudes get upset when I don’t reply on Grindr. Does anyone actually have the time and willingness to reply to all messages? Like what kind of fucked up entitlement is that? 🙃

@SirajHusse76499 Werk.

@21brodyfox We absolutely need to collab. Over and over and over again.

@JeevesDC 😍

@DanMarsh01991 There’s nothing wrong with traveling at all - but doing it almost compulsively you have to wonder what’s going on. You see so many gays travel more than once a month, it’s like, is nothing of value happening at home?

@JeevesDC That's a really weird take and bad way to look at traveling 😐 If I could afford that, I would do that. Because I want to see the world. Experience new things.

Oh you travel internationally every 3 weeks? What’s so bad about your home life that you need to vacate it constantly? Maybe let some people actually get close to you.

@nicky_1290 @MrAntony I’m literally not doing that.

@JeevesDC @MrAntony The fact that you’re shaming people for even being insecure says enough. And there’s difference between confidence and cockiness. Don’t act dumb.

Breakups don’t hurt as bad when you’re jacked with a six pack. There’s so many hot men that offer their hole to cry on.