Obsidian Samurai

If womb is pronounced 'woom' and tomb is pronounced 'toom' shouldn't bomb be pronounced ...

Rossi kafayı çevirip Marquez'e bakıyor. Saliseler sonra sol elini kaldırıp ''Haydi gel.'' diye işaret edecek. 21. yüzyılın en büyük iki teker dramasının yaşanmasına dakikalar var.

Hats off to whoever wrote this! EMPLOYEE NOTICE Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

This is a healing grid by Japanese artist Ryota Kanai. If you stare at the center, the irregularities start to heal themselves because your brain strongly prefers to see regular patterns.

The correct method is: 1. Wet toothbrush 2. Apply toothpaste 3. Wet the toothbrush and toothpaste again 4. Brush teeth

They removed CD/DVD drives from devices. They made physical media harder to buy and use. They removed expandable storage from phones. They pushed us into streaming subscriptions. They made always-online normal. They made unlimited internet necessary. Then slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting.

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@crash_motogp watch Pecco all of a sudden starts riding like a lion, I feel like Jorge is the only rider that pushes him to perform

We think Pecco Bagnaia took the final lap pass... well? (We think he's joking 😉) #USGP

you'll know a boss room when you see it

I think we as a fanbase need to come together for once.. forget our differences.. forget our personal opinions on Amorim and genuinely thank him for shipping out this diva. Infact I'm counting this as a trophy under Amorim..

gridlines holding my personality from collapsing 😭

Richard Feynman said, "You don't understand something until you can explain it simply." Ibn Rushd said essentially the same thing around 700 years ago. When a student from Morocco came to Imam Malik with a question, he often answered: 1/n

Two men sat next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. “You sound Irish,” said the first. “Aye, that I am!” said the second proudly. “Faith and begorra, so am I! Where from?” “Dublin.” “Saints preserve us, me too! What street?” “McCleary Street.” “Mother of mercy… that’s my street as well! What school?” “St. Mary’s, class of ’64.” “Sweet heavens… I graduated in ’64 too!” Just then, a man walked in and asked the bartender, “What’s going on tonight, Murphy?” The bartender sighed. “Ah, nothing much… the O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

How to remember everything you read:

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The Witcher 4 will be something special.

Wearing outside shoes inside the house. According to Dr.Gerba, Microbiologist, there's a 96% chance there's fecal matter on your sole and +400k units of bacteria.

Cramped space katana quick-draws (Iaijutsu)

@bluewmist Discipline

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

The art of calligraphy