Jen Pascoe

“Now show Eddie Jones again” #WALvAUS #WAL

@AlexFerentinos7 @LoveToUkraine @JedFrones @daz_75 @Kennamanga @NoContextBrits Times like this I’m actually proud to be British

@LoveToUkraine @JedFrones @daz_75 @Kennamanga @NoContextBrits @JenPascoe

School bullies in America wouldn’t last 5 minutes in the UK.

British people currently preparing themselves to not believe how dark it is later.

Always thought there was a time and a place for bagpipes. But by god that was the time and the place. Incredible.

British woman Liz Trussell, who tweets as @LizTruss, has been spending the morning replying to world leaders and it's possibly the best thing in the history of the internet.

@Poundey15 You haven’t got a cat…

Being an adult sucks. In one month, I need to look at energy prices and suppliers, renew house insurance, renew broadband contract and now pay for a damaged cat I done to myself. Give me a break man!!

@eastmanruth1 @miriamsoprano apparently x

Does anyone know who the #soprano was in Prince Philip’s funeral? She was outstanding as was the whole #choir - and the music was sublime.

@McDonaldsUK @AlexFrew1988

The news you’ve all been waiting for… Monopoly returns Summer 2021

No reply eh? Interesting... @McDonaldsUK

Hi @McDonaldsUK. One whole month ago you little scamps snuck me a normal quarter pounder in a double quarter pounder box. I’ve been in contact with your CS team but had no resolution. Can you help? #McBandits

@mrsjacko85 Hell of a speech! 🙌🏼

Joe Biden, using key words that Trump would never have used..... dignity, unity and respect. I love this man ❤️

Would give my left arm to be lugging my case between the hotel and the terminal at Heathrow right now. 😭

Can confirm 2/2 is very disappointing 😂👀

@McDonaldsUK @AlexFrew1988 seen this?!?! Just when we all thought things couldn’t get any worse....

We have made the difficult decision to delay the Monopoly promotion until later in the year until we can be confident that you can win, claim and redeem the prizes available.

An update from us.

Two-word love stories: Cancelled plans Apple crumble Half day Chocolate orange Empty carriage Staying in Free bar Golden retriever Jacket potato Beer garden New socks Early night Cheese board Bank holiday Pancake day Lie in Home time Ice lolly Large chips Water slide Hot tea

Croatian customer: so, why is no one in the UK a fan of Boris as PM? Me: hold my wine. #1 Boris clip of all time incoming...gets better every time. youtu.be/IBt8AoLBCoo

@Poundey15 Please tell me based on the results of this poll you had one of each Gavlaaaar?!

Been food shopping. Fridge, freezer and cupboards all have loads of grub. Question... is....

I guess we will just never solve the mystery of who stole the cookie...🤷‍♂️ twitter.com/JesusChrysler1…

@mrsjacko85 Is he smiling or is that wind?! 😂

He’s made such an impression here in Florida that they named a highway after him....