Jewerstein

Seth Rogen talks shit about politicians, smokes weed, and makes vases. Seth Rogen is a high school art teacher.

The more you hear the word rhetoric, the scarier times you live in.

You know the food’s gonna be fire when it’s served on an old timey newspaper.

Just saw a toddler wearing a Nirvana shirt and I bet he doesn’t even understand that it’s an anti-rape song.

🎶Will the real Jim Carrey please stand up?🎶

Is it urinal cake?

The first Olympics were in 1896. The first plane was invented in 1903. So for a while it was like “anyone around here from Albania? We need you to throw this iron ball from your neck.”

Civil War Reenactments are just code for old timey cosplay 69 orgies.

“Just make sure you burn the shit out of it.” - Every Top Rated Pizza Place

I’ve never taken shrooms but I have seen the Olympics Closing Ceremonies.

Wow people are still so mad about those vuvuzelas!

All those peeps on FB dont have bdays today. They were just too lazy to click 2 buttons when setting up their accounts. #themoreyouknow

Not following the news and then seeing memes that Trump blew Bill Clinton is why it’s called Sunday Funday.

When you rewatch Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and actually see this part.

WNBA is finally gaining popularity! *bring out the dildos

TACO = Trump Always Chicks Out BURRITO = Bro U R Really Into Taunting Orangeman

The only one drunker than the person who invented chicken fried steak is the person who named it.

Wait, are there things living in your brain that are paying rent?

I screamed through the night til I was red in the face. I pissed and shit myself several times. I slept like a baby.

When boobs are called fake now I don’t even know if they mean implants or AI.

Do people who post pics of their kids with emojis covering their faces know they could just not post the fucking pics to begin with?