I knew some of his music, but I didn’t realize how much of a goat Oliver actually was..RIP
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Jordan Bowley
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@kingjack9080 @ufc @arielhelwani @paramountplus MMA math is so weird. Ilia smoked Charles & Max, while Justin lost to both of them. Yet Gaethje found a way to pick Topuria apart. God he was so good tonight, especially with the context of how next level Ilia had been looking the last couple years
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Ilia came LW one win over Charles meant the division was his.trash talk was loud, the confidence sky-high,Justin Gaethje gave him a reality check.
Relentles pressure. Crushing body shots. Brutal leg kicks. end of the fight, ilia was fighting with broken ribs & pure survival mode.
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This is why Lavar Ball is one of the best basketball dads ever.
If this was Lonzo he’d call him the GOAT with a straight face
LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo
Rick Brunson: “I'm gonna stop the argument too… No disrespect, I love my son… Patrick Ewing is the greatest Knick I've ever witnessed” 👀
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The issue with modern politics is that I’m not allowed to think this is fucking cool without accusations of being right wing
But I’ll take the accusations because this is fucking cool for a MMA weigh in
ACD MMA@acdmma_
LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE FOR THE UFC WHITE HOUSE WEIGH IN 😮
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On my soul this lamest shit I ever seen lol, no one even asked him he literally just said it. L Pops idc.
LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo
Rick Brunson: “I'm gonna stop the argument too… No disrespect, I love my son… Patrick Ewing is the greatest Knick I've ever witnessed” 👀
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Boomer cultural dominance is so bad that you can watch your own son drop 45 to win the NBA Finals and immediately start talking about some guy from the 90s
LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo
Rick Brunson: “I'm gonna stop the argument too… No disrespect, I love my son… Patrick Ewing is the greatest Knick I've ever witnessed” 👀
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You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.
Emoluments Clause@Emolclause
#BREAKING: Struggling MAGA senior voter: I actually have panic attacks. I’ve heard a couple this past week, and I get very emotional over it. I don’t want to work anymore, but I can’t afford to retire…It’s not an overnight thing, but it’s been two years now. You said you’d bring down the grocery prices. Literally I must be the most angry person when I grocery shop because I buy the same things every week, and I see it jump EVERY WEEK, it’s not every couple month, it’s literally every week.” 😢
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Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.
🦫🇺🇾@doubtpointv2
Bf making me watch Chernobyl after I made him watch Love Island
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Isiah Thomas on former NBA players holding LeBron out of the top 5 players of all time:
“Guys are jealous, they get envious…. They intentionally ignore the obvious. When you intentionally ignore the obvious it has to come back to jealousy, envy, or straight up BS. This man got every basketball record on the books, if he ain’t in your top 5, you’re full of sh*t”
(via @RunItBackFDTV, h/t @NBA__Courtside)
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After KING'S SPEECH won Best Picture I watched THE SOCIAL NETWORK as a coping mechanism and it made it worse. I had to turn it off after this sequences. Truly Best Picture material and I stutter.
TylerCWhitmore@TylerCWhitmore
No David Fincher. No Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross. The Social Reckoning won’t have juice like this.
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Best line ever “does your dad know you do this?” 😂😂😂
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@sneako People be so late to an opinion & then try to lump everyone else with em so they feel less stupid
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@FastbreakHoops5 The guy with 3 3-peats..& including Doc as an option is hilarious
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@AkademiksTV Nodding in approval at the first tweet, only to not move a muscle when they read the 2nd. He knows he’s fucked
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Y’all remember when Myron was acting like Akademiks was dumb for saying they would use Chud’s incriminating tweets against him?
Welp they did🤣
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Incredible show lmao
Spage Enthusiast@SpageEnthusiast
I’ve been pronouncing Omaha like this since Friday
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I loved the first Control game, but this looks too sick
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
New look at gameplay for ‘Control: Resonant’ 🎮 Releasing September 24
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I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.
Jordan Crucchiola@JorCru
JACKASS at Pride and a Johnny Knoxville said GAY RIGHTS
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