Alan Johnson

@AugustusTweeter Stop climbing trees.

Sleep with your dressing gown in bed. Warm for morning. I am the black Tim Ferriss.

Or should I say, he is the white Johnson. I jest; he is nothing.

@MarkCorrigan I wouldn't know, my mornings are warm and naked.

JLB Credit is stronger than ever. Our staff can have confidence in their jobs. #peepshow

@MarkCorrigan A comedy hoodlum. See me. #peepshow

@MarkCorrigan Appreciated, Corrigan. For today, those balls of yours are a steel and brass alloy. #peepshow

@Jimmy_Asamoah It's a good look.

Back in business.

Look at @oldspice, then look at me. He's the man that can't smell like me, no matter what.

Whoops. http://bit.ly/bVfBKY

My other car is offshore #torycarsticker (via @steamrunner)

@profbriancox. You got style. You could make our powerpoints out of this world. Let's talk, I'm thinking frapachino in Paris.

@ColinGoffin I need great minds like yours. Call me.

@sexyexecutive @markcorrigan No such thing as too large a market. Just business men I like to call 'chaff'

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@bellamack Something I hear journalists use.

@MarkCorrigan Mario's out of lives, Mark. It's game over.

You want to know my middle name? It's "Get Shit Done." Remember it.

@MarkCorrigan Heard the big news, big man. You're made of it. When you get fertile as me, you get the business in you. Call me.