Jon Monteith
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Every time you eat matcha dessertfeels like a celebration，warm and healing到让人停不下来。🎺
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@TateTheTalisman You were getting pegged aff your mates mums with your brother watching you . Oh i love my brother !!!!!!
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Peak “British” growing up was standing around as a pre-pubescent 14 year old virgin in a group of other virgins bragging non stop about how hard and in which positions you had sex with the other kids mums.
You’d have to be British to get it.
We used to be a proper country.
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Don’t get disheartened when you see people of social media with Ferraris and Lamborghini in roof top bars in Dubai. 9 times out of 10 it’s not real and that’s not success. Success is a full heart and a full fridge. Success is when you leave a room full of people and they say you’re alright. Don’t think you’re failing. Because you are not. Keep it real and have a great day. Bosh❤️
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@gr4nt7 @Chris_Jack89 Grok is for Virgins. I think he might do alright.
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@JonMonteith @Chris_Jack89 I don’t know where anyone is getting this high intense attacking style from? Possession without purpose, seen enough of that over the last few years!
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Please come out and be the grim reaper and rubbish this @Chris_Jack89
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🔵 Rangers are closing in on the appointment of Russell Martin as new head coach. Former Southampton manager has already accepted the project, ready for new chapter. 🏴
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@gr4nt7 I cant believe people still believe stuff like that man. Some old firm fans are glue sniffers
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Wouldn’t get in ahead of Raskin anyway
Guillem Balague@GuillemBalague
On Luka Modric and Rangers. Modric IS NOT GOING TO RANGERS, but you knew that, right? The story I told about Modric is in the @BBCSport in relation to Davide Ancelotti and Rangers. Players he knows have asked him to take them to Rangers. And when Modric was asked about it, he did not say no, or yes, or committed to it. It was a way to explaining the kind of conversations Davide can have, as he has access to players that hugely respect him But MODRIC IS NOT GOING TO RANGERS. It will not stop people assuming that he is about to sign for Rangers 😂😂 The article: x.com/GuillemBalague…
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@FreddyQuinne Looks like @JamieHComedy mate @fionnviteza after a Cheltenham weekend at the Hutchisons
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@TateTheTalisman Youd love Dana white wouldn’t you he shows his wife. Big strong man that he is
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If your wife beats you I don’t think you should be holding public office and talking tough to Putin.
Just my opinion.
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@MagpieMediaX It’s probably easier for English clubs to qualify for champions league through Europe league than their own league
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Who on EARTH celebrates Europa League qualification like this?
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It will never cease to amaze me that the concept that you can think what happened on October the 7th was appalling and also that Israels response has now gone way beyond defence seems alien and impossible people.
Political thinking doesn't have to be binary.
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@JamieHComedy Pissing myself man. Crisps and pop for the children
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@thecultraspod This game is worse than a James English podcast
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Horrendous goal, fell over celebrating, what a Vanarama Playoff Final this is
Polymarket FC@PolymarketFC
🚨 BRENNAN JOHNSON OPENS THE SCORE IN THE FINAL!!!! Terrible from Manchester United! @GoalsXtra x.com/TerrilynK65063…
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Stephen Hawking called him the most brilliant mind of the century.
Better than Einstein.
He cracked the Nazi code, helped end WWII, and saved millions.
Then, his own country betrayed him over a stupid reason.
Here’s how UK buried Alan Turing’s name in history: 🧵
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