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Jonathan from The United Counties Of England

Jonathan from The United Counties Of England

@JonSpaceman

I appear to have finally got used to Twitter, sorry “X”, after years of having my account sitting dormant.

United Counties of England Beigetreten Ekim 2010
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Mishi_vibes 🇺🇲
Mishi_vibes 🇺🇲@Mishi_2210·
Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%
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White Prime
White Prime@White_Pr1me·
Black woman takes her kids to Longhorn Steakhouse and kept asking for complimentary bread until they ate their fill, then left. The only thing blacks invent is new ways to steal.
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
That eye contact is illegal! 😭
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Zack Polanski
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski·
UK bases being used for US strikes on these Iranian missile sites is another worrying escalation. The US and Israel started this war and have killed countless civilians. The UK is actively supporting. MPs must be given a vote on our involvement.
Steven Swinford@Steven_Swinford

Breaking: Britain has given the US the green light to use RAF Fairford and Diego Garcia to carry out raids on Iranian missile sites that are attacking ships in the Strait of Hormuz It's the same legal basis as before - collective self-defence - but the targets are new. They are being described once again as 'US defensive operations' rather than offensive strikes “Ministers condemned Iran’s expansion of its targets to include international shipping. They agreed that Iran’s reckless strikes, including on Red Ensign vessels and those of our close allies and Gulf partners, risked pushing the region further into crisis and worsening the economic impact being felt in the UK and around the world. “They confirmed that the agreement for the US to use UK bases in the collective self-defence of the region includes US defensive operations to degrade the missile sites and capabilities being used to attack ships in the Strait of Hormuz. “They reaffirmed that the principles behind the UK’s approach to the conflict remain the same: the UK remains committed to defending our people, our interests and our allies, acting in accordance with international law and not getting drawn into the wider conflict. “Ministers underlined the need for urgent de-escalation and a swift resolution to the war.”

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The Night Warrior
The Night Warrior@WarriorNight007·
This guy was $20 short when he tried to buy his dream guitar, a fellow shopper overheard and decided with a little moment of kindness to help him out.
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
When your dream comes true. 🤗🤗
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80s Kidz
80s Kidz@80s_Kidz·
Ah the Hitman and Her. Watching Pete Waterman getting sweaty in local Ritzys with Michaela Strachan. TV gold.👌🏻😂
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aka@akafaceUS·
A New York woman demanded a $50 reduction from her bill after her hairdresser accidentally burned her scalp.
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Dr. Marife
Dr. Marife@DrMarife·
@Boldyboy1975 I felt somehow for the brief guy. He had to climb a chair to cover the height
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Mr Decent🦅
Mr Decent🦅@Mrdecent000·
He blessed her when she needed it
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Jonathan from The United Counties Of England
@DrClownPhD She really didn’t have a fucking clue. “And what do you want to be in the future? “Well, I’d like to be a geography teacher as I personally believe I can, er, help with my knowledge and, er, build up their future.”
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Scarred for Life
Scarred for Life@ScarredForLife2·
NOSEYBONK was the unofficial star of BBC puzzle show for kids, Jigsaw. Along with Worzel Gummidge, he was intended to be whimsical and charming, but ended up having the opposite effect on a large section of the audience. And look here: there's two of the bloody things!
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Desiree
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4·
A viral streamer just got a girl arrested in the club after she walked up, slapped him, and then threw up a "heart" sign. Instead of letting it go or walking away, he immediately had the police called on her. ​Would you press charges or just move on?
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
How would you react if someone cut your headphone cable? 😅
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Bridget Phillipson
Bridget Phillipson@bphillipsonMP·
This week we ended the two child limit. In England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Great to hear from parents, @Alison_S_Taylor and @AberlourCCT about the difference that change will bring to every corner of our country.
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