JustBlazeVB

PandasFight.com support a local nonprofit!

@bigciara_ hit me

If you are as tall as her when she’s seating down it’s a problem!

I don’t know what’s more annoying than a girl hitting 2 hookah pens at the same time. You 2 fisting vapes!!!

A deal only makes sense if it’s better than you would get without a deal!

Bartenders free game! If someone ask for a pineapple and cranberry 3 times they really want a crown apple a cranberry!

You ordering crablegs and don’t know what a cluster is? That’s hella wild!

Black guy walks in the bar and thinks Jump Around House of Pain is Wu Tang! SMH this is just the beginning of the shift!

A girl yelling “Alexa Next” at a dj has to be the funniest thing ever.

Just got asked for ol bay sauce. I’m sorry sir it’s a seasoning not sauce

Shout out to the couple that pulled out a box of chez itz out her purse and fuck them up at the bar!

Don’t ask me what beers we have and when I list them you say you only drink corona! Just ask for the corona!

Imagine this… Adult lazy river with little bar stops along the way to take shots or grab a beer!

Dude just walked in the bar while Gogo is playing. He asked me if this was gospel! Me: bro you don’t know Gogo from DC! Clueless: Nope. Me: Bro where are you from? Clueless: New York (Makes sense I’m so pissed)

Lady just asked me what a half pound of shrimp is. She didn’t know you way steamed shrimp and what a half pound was.

You arguing about the price of a Budweiser but got a Louis Vuitton wallet! Ya Canal St

Bar chronicles Customer can I get some shrimp? Me: sure 1/2 pound or a pound? Customer: which one is less? I can’t make this up anymore

Bar chronicles 2 Man orders 5 teremana shots in front of girl! He can’t pay now looks stupid asking her for money! Broke boy ain’t got no money!

Bartender chronicles I was just asked if her shrimp cocktail was supposed to be cold! Ma’am do you know what you are ordering

Seen a girl wearing a Palm Springs surf club shirt which had me laughing! I asked if if Palm Springs had a surf club she said I don’t know I from Vermont! Haha it’s a wave pool in the middle of the desert!

Can I get a double sprite and vodka? Yes maam! Absolutely