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I’m grateful the peloton comes with a camera cover

DeSantis taking out Clavicular >> Trump Taking out the Ayatollah of Iran.

The name of that farm… Pied Piper

@StateDeputySpox bet

The State Department is launching the Bureau of Emerging Threats. The bureau will address not only the current threats we face today in cyberspace, outer space, and critical infrastructure but those we will face in the decades ahead. abcnews.com/amp/Politics/s…

The guy who presided over the disastrous 2021 collapse in Kabul and the disastrous evacuation from HKIA? This is the role model for young cadets?

LMAO. Paying $5,644 for a $10 antenna is on brand.

open casket funeral but you gotta pay extra to see his feet

@JimmysSeafood @peta 100 x ratio, my god, man

@peta No.

Eat beans, not beef 🫘✅🐮❌ A simple swap to save water and animals this #WorldWaterDay.

BREAKING: In the last 24 hours, the 2026 Iran war crossed four thresholds simultaneously. Each one would be the lead story of any other week. Together they form the architecture of an escalation spiral that has no off-ramp visible from any capital on Earth. First. Iran struck Arad and Dimona in southern Israel on Saturday night, injuring approximately 180+ people. These are the towns nearest Israel’s Negev nuclear research centre. Tasnim confirmed the strikes were retaliation for Israel’s attack on the Natanz nuclear facility. Iranian missiles penetrated Israeli air defences and left large craters in residential areas. Prime Minister Netanyahu called it “a very difficult evening in the battle for our future.” The IRGC said it targeted military installations across five cities: Arad, Dimona, Eilat, Beersheba, and Kiryat Gat. Second. Israel continued strikes on Tehran and Isfahan overnight into Sunday. Massive joint US-Israeli air raids hit multiple areas of the capital. CENTCOM confirmed the US has now struck over 8,000 military targets across 23 days of war, including 130 Iranian vessels, which it called “the largest elimination of a navy over a three-week period since World War II.” Iran’s energy minister confirmed on Sunday that “the country’s vital water and electricity infrastructure has suffered heavy damage” from US and Israeli strikes, including “dozens of water transmission and treatment facilities” and “critical water supply networks.” Israel previously struck South Pars, Iran’s portion of the world’s largest gas field. Eighty percent of Iranian electricity comes from natural gas. The attack on South Pars directly threatens power generation for 90 million people. Third. President Trump posted his 48-hour ultimatum Saturday night: reopen the Strait of Hormuz by Monday evening or the US will “hit and obliterate” Iranian power plants “starting with the biggest one first.” Iran’s armed forces responded that the strait would be “completely closed” if power plants are hit. Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf posted on X that all energy and oil infrastructure across the entire region would become “legitimate targets” and be “irreversibly destroyed.” That word “irreversibly” is doing the work of a thousand missiles. It means desalination plants. It means refineries. It means the infrastructure that produces drinking water for the Arabian Peninsula. Fourth. Saudi Arabia expelled Iranian diplomats. Riyadh declared the military attache, his deputy, and three other embassy members persona non grata with 24 hours to leave. This follows ongoing Iranian strikes on Saudi territory. Turkey’s foreign minister warned from Riyadh that Gulf countries may be forced to retaliate. The Gulf states, which have so far absorbed Iranian attacks without entering the war, are running out of room. Now hold all four escalations simultaneously. Iran strikes Israel’s nuclear doorstep. Israel and the US hammer Iranian water and power. Trump sets a 48-hour clock on power plant destruction. Iran promises permanent Hormuz closure and irreversible destruction of regional infrastructure if the clock runs out. Saudi expels Iranian diplomats. The Gulf moves toward belligerency. Brent trades above $113. WTI above $100. Goldman forecasts $110 to $125 for April with tail risk to $150. The IEA has released 400 million barrels of emergency reserves, the largest in history. The 48-hour clock expires Monday evening. Every barrel trapped in the Gulf is a barrel that does not become fertilizer. Every power plant destroyed in Iran is a megawatt that does not synthesise ammonia. Every desalination plant threatened in the Gulf is drinking water for millions. The war is no longer about missiles and territory. It is about molecules: water, nitrogen, helium, crude. The missiles are the mechanism. The molecules are the consequence. And the clock is ticking. Full Deep dive article - open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

had to repost this Diane Morgan on last one laughing she killed it with her performance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

well fuck her too

Time for a @ReelBigFish re-record

Prediction: Gavin Newsome will attack James O’Keefe

I would die to see a @JomboyMedia retrospective of this legendary toss

@ChrisVanHollen A Maryland man can barely afford to gas up his vehicle and commit crimes

Gas prices at one of my local stations in Maryland, today. All thanks to Donald Trump.

@MikeBales @PeteHegseth Oh no

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@Osinttechnical @Kama_Kamilia More like Dezempty now

Footage of US/Israeli guided bombs slamming into Iran’s Dezful airbase earlier today.

@TheAdamHudson A other thing to spend money on

I'm old enough to remember paying for @HBO and not being forced to watch a bunch of fat people tell me about the cool new GLP-1 before I watch a ten-year-old sitcom.

Message to the jihadists. Chuck Norris is in heaven. There are no more virgins.

@thomasbsauer I’ll take off an evening and we’ll watch reruns of former surface warfare officers on Fox

I don’t want to go here. But I know I will end up going here. 🙃