Onorio

@BrittyKittielol Gosh you really are my dream girl.

The universe knows I’d be too op if I got sunshine so it’s sent this weather to nerf me (it’s working)

@jinthirty Its what all us older ballers got, unc status. Once you get there your knees just hurt, theres no cure and comes when your knees pass their expiration date. I've heard some lasting til 41, but most give up around 35 lol after that just icyhot, brace up and keep balling!

Steph Curry flew to LA to see a specialist for his knee in early March: “Curry was on a search for information about why his right knee still wasn't healing. He had been out for weeks. MRIs continued to confirm no structural issue, but it kept hurting and swelling whenever he cranked up his court activity. He flew to Los Angeles to see a specialist.” (via @ramonashelburne & @anthonyVslater)

@xevekiah Do not do that. Get a pre nup and if he doesn't sign that, leave him. Or better yet just leave him

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 33 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do?

@kelly_nsfwt Lol uhhh that's a dream come true

I suck dck on the first date, is that bad?

@emilyinvc Hit my line, we're made for each other

@malikemaan880 God yes. Date me!

I'm divorced 44yo . Am I still desirable for dating?

@LegionHoops @DNVR_Nuggets Oh you mean like how they did lebron? Mofo should have at least 8 by now but " voter fatigue " is what kept him from that.

David Adelman on Nikola Jokić in MVP discussions: "He is the best player in the world. I just don't want people to skip past our guy because he's won it three times." (@DNVR_Nuggets)

@she_is_alise Gosh you are gorgeous, call me! Lol

@acupofalise Wife

@BrittyKittielol My goodness I didn't know there could be someone this beautiful !

extra fluffy today

@elonmusk This is awesome and exciting!! but.... I think we all are more ready to see the roadster lol

Terafab Project launches in 7 days

@BrickCenter_ She is the equivalent of the Australian Breakdancer for Team USA Basketball , just atrocious.

Angel Reese was HOOPIN' for Team USA 🔥

@she_is_alise More than ok, we love it !

@hanaamurakami You act like there's a way to do that easily! It's there a secret app or something? Lol

Getting tired of dating Western girls? Maybe it’s time to try a Japanese one instead 😉

@RepKeithSelf Isn't there already a law that states any law that directly contradicts the constitution is null and void? I could have sworn that was already a thing.

🚨UPDATE: The Sharia-Free America Caucus is now 44 members strong, representing 21 different states. On to 50 members from half the country in no time! 💪 We will defend our country and our American way of life from Sharia. 🇺🇸

@Teslarati 69$ for supervised, 420$ for unsupervised

What should Tesla price the FSD subscription?

@HeroDividend Bring back 24hr Walmart

no one’s saying it but we’re ALL thinking it

@SarahXArt These are gorgeous! Fuck the person who said no one cares! I've never seen anything like these! It's buy for sure.

@elonmusk @elonmusk its a 20k euro fine to bring it to Diego Garcia...

Get awesome Internet anywhere! From remote mountain tops to Antarctica, Starlink is the only fast, low ping global Internet system.

@SawyerMerritt Use my referral link! Get 3 months of Full Self-Driving (Supervised) or up to $1,000 off with my referral link. ts.la/onorio169738

I’m now maxed out on referrals for the rest of the year. Time to help you guys get some Tesla referrals! Drop your referral links below and I’ll send people asking for a code to the comment section to select one. Won’t be able to help everyone, but will do what I can. For those curious, here's what people ordered using my code: • Model Ys: 6 • Cybertrucks: 3 • Model 3: 1