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@gregthesorcerer Welcome to 2026 Alucard

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.” Me: I promise. Me three drinks later:

@Billyx702 @ChristianHeiens Yeah I’m sure you are ready to die…..

@ChristianHeiens You underestimate the people in red states. They would rather die than live under that liberal tyranny that you describe.

There will be no red state secession or national divorce. One side is going to win and destroy the other as a political force. That’s how this is going to end, with one worldview being explicitly sanctioned by the state, and the other being criminalized. You can determine through your actions which worldview will meet which fate, but you cannot determine whether or not this is going to happen. It will. There is no pluralistic future that lies before us. No libertarian dream of permanent state neutrality where gay race communism gets to live side-by-side with traditionalism. One of these worldviews WILL triumph over the other.

@HardPass4 Now with a 3rd “Trump Store”

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

@TomiRikhotso Liberals wont vote for anything unless it’s 100% what they want. Republicans will vote for anything that has a (R) next to their name in the ballot. Incumbent: Child Rapist liar (R) Opposition: Moderate Black candidate that’s soft on Gun control. (D) Child rapist by a landslide

If elections were held today in America, they’d still vote for Donald Trump.

@Ret_Wo3 @AkilahObviously This military wasn’t sending troops to Iran

@AkilahObviously Quiet Piggy…..this was your Military.

Remember when Pete Hegseth’s mom wrote a whole letter saying her son was trash and he shouldn’t be allowed power over anyone?

@BarstoolNate It’s for kids

This is why I’ve never understood the idea of autographs. Why does him half assed signing his initials add value to the poster? What’s the value he’s adding here? I get an artist signing their 1/1 paintings, but this, no.

@TheAliceSmith I wonder how the colonists paid for their weapon…Je me demande qui

“America was founded by immigrants! 🤪” No - America was founded by pioneers, not by welfare recipients.

@FeralPHunter They become meth heads

why do you never see old wiggers

@johnblud Romans soldiers looking into the Tomb on the 3rd day

@TheoVon You voted/platformed for the party that’s been doing this since Truman left office Theo.

I meant the elites and politicians that are leading us into these wars might make different choices if it was their children. It was hard for me to be angry and talk at the same time. I am thankful for to our troops who serve and are far braver than me. And also wtf do i know.

@NxtDeterio I’d treat them the same way when I meet wrestlers. Stammering while thanking them for putting their body’s on the line for my entertainment

do yall think the niggas who go to porn conventions to meet the porn stars get awkward around them more in a creepy pervert way or more in a starstruck way

@TypeLuna @PantsuTaigas @_sn_n “Shall not be infringed” people having a bad time

@PantsuTaigas @_sn_n The 14th amendment was intentionally worded the way it is. "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States" And it was clarified that "and subject to the jurisdiction thereof" is meant to only

MAGA when they find out there is more to the Constitution than the 2nd amendment

@_sn_n Let’s not forget how little they cared about their 2nd amendment when this happened.

@RhodeToLove Red stripe blue moon Dos Equis miller high life

what the fuck

@SenateGOP Wasn’t a problem for Rubio….

Birthright citizenship for illegal aliens is a national security risk.

@shinobi602 It’s an animated movie for kids….

Super Mario Galaxy Movie | Reviews 7.5 - Seattle Times 7 - Collider 7 - Looper 6 - IGN 6 - Time Out 6 - Total Film 5 - Playlist 5 - Screen Rant 5 - Boston Globe 4 - Independent 3 - NYT 3 - Screen Daily 2.5 - TheWrap 2 - Variety 2 - Guardian 0 - The Times MC: 35 RT: 45% Rotten

@IRaiderette The United States military has been doing that since the 90s…..

@kekmaximusk It’s because the long term use dudes don’t talk about it

@seanfeucht “Colin Kaepernick needs to stand up!” - MAGA Republicans when they don’t like an opinion.

Being a Christian is now deemed “conduct detrimental to the team”? You are going to regret this.

@Ravenismeee Hold on Wilson Philips

** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest