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@JustSlavio

Chaotic Enthusiast of Everything Very Short Stories writer Might meme a lot

Wrocław Beigetreten Haziran 2014
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"Ok I've got it", Leon's grandpa announced getting to the roof. "You can stop now" Frank plopped on the ground. "So how do we get that house spirit to show up?" "By offering food" "Just that? So why tell me to #sing on the roof?" "So you wouldn't bother me, duh" #vss365
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@redsaid1 When it comes to Jessie Gary is a very slow learner :v
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"Fifth time", Jack broke the silence. "Fifth time she screwed us over right after the job!" Gary was sitting on the sofa twiddling his thumbs "You know what they say", Bob slowly wandered around them. "Love is #blind..." "Too bad only one way in this case", Jack spat #vss365
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"Just call" Frank groaned, looking at the phone "Or, you know, you could get a real job" "That's even worse" "It's your dad. He'll surely send you some money" "After giving me speech of a life time" "What's the alternative?" "I could rob a #bank?", Frank grinned #vss365
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"A pen?" "Yes" "Do I have a pen?" "To sign the document, yes", the alien looked at Gary puzzled. "We only provide the #ink" "You do realise the entire known universe went digital, right?" "We believe in superiority of the physical" "Wow. My grandpa would love it here" #vss365
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"Sam? Sam!", Lily poked her "...wha...?" "You slept through the assembly! They presented the members of the student council!" "So?" "They have a whole #arm dedicated to deal with deliquents! If you keep going like this, they'll be on your back!" "Good. I like a challenge" #vss365
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"How is it?", Jack asked seeing Bob rolling through the hall. "He shushed me away! But the engine is not operational for the second hour now!" "Check. For the sake of us all." The droid returned after a few minutes. "Gary will generously let you lend him a #hand now!" #vss365
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"Gary..." "Yes?" "That's quite impressive" "Thanks..." "You didn't lie being a great pilot on Earth", Jack clapped slowly. "Truly. On a planet of just #sand you managed to land exactly where the sandworm emerged. Brilliant!" "Could we... discuss how to get out now?" #vss365
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"Is this really the best option?", Frank eyed the sparkling #ring. "Leon could..." "Car's busted" "Stop whining and go", Margaret pushed him through. "See? It wasn't-", she looked behind, hearing a sound of an emptied stomach. "Oh. So that's why you hate portals" #vss365
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Gary glared at the llama-like beasts. "Sir, I'm a merc. Not—" "You said you wanted the job," the farmer sniffled. "I didn't leave Earth to guard some stupid #pen," Gary kicked the fence. "What are you looking at?" he groaned. The space-llama spat on his jacket. #vss365
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"Sam?" "Yeah?" "What did you do?" "Meaning?" "The entire campus talks about you. And Ben" "He asked me out for the party this weekend", she shrugged "And...?" "I said no. He said something about going out with a #man. So I asked if he meant going out with him or his dad" #vss365
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"Gary, we probably should go..." "Nah, give them a moment", the merc said, chest puffed out as the Nubaan king continued to #exalt his bravery. "I want to see where this goes" "...and so, tomorrow! We will sacrifice Gary the Great to the Sun God!" "Ok, I've seen enough" #vss365
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"Is that fine?", Gary entered the kitchen in a suit. "The hell is that?", Jack fixed him with a stare. "Well, I was thinking how to #conduct myself during the meeting, and-" "It's a deal with local gang, not a banquet. Just... shut up and let me do the talking" #vss365
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Frank watched Marlenka. The little godling walked around clapping at the air "What are you doing?" "Looking for a #sprite" "A sprite?" "Yeah! Every house has one! It's a lucky spirit!" "Aren't godlings like that?" She glared, offended, pointing at herself. "Not. A sprite" #vss365
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"Yo!" Sam greeted Lily at the lockers. "Did you hear the rumours?" Lily slammed her locker shut. "They're talking about you, Sam! You attended so rarely, even some teachers called you an #illusive student!" "Well, let's not correct them," Sam grinned #vss365
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They looked at the gigantic ship in front of them "What is that?!" "That's a Safna scavenger!", Bob chirped proudly, twirling in place. "They collect junk!" "Well, let's just fly away before...", Gary lunged for the console The vessel began to #revolve towards them #vss365
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Frank looked after the trio, then kicked a nearby trash bin "That annoying, little, stupidly pre...", he noticed Leon's grin. "What" "Someone has a crush" "No?!" He glanced after Sophie one last time "Just... people like that #fascinate me. Yeah!" Leon's grin grew wider #vss365
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"Hmmm", Charon looked at the sky, holding the railing fast Maybe Because We Are In The Middle Of A #Tempest?, Death glared at him "Ffffr" Your River Is Calm... Did You Even Check The Weather? "Hmpf" I Am Not Sailing With You Ever Again #vss365
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"Sam?", Lily mused randomly during the lunch break. "What made you talk to me all those years back?" "Easy. You were annoying goody-two shoes and seemed easy to #frustrate" Lily gave her the look "You were also the first kid to talk to me back", Sam grinned #vss365
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"This is Gary Gooseman, and Blue Otter is my favourite shop in Sector Seven...", the commercial blared. Jack giggled. "He should've explained what #endorse meant...", Gary whined "Look on the bright side. At least we have food. A miracle after your last job" #vss365
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