Kyle Birken

🚨 BREAKING: Outrage is erupting nationwide after a known violent criminal with over 60 CHARGES killed US Marine Daniel Montano, 21, in Wilmington NC Davy Spencer LENGTHY record includes felonies and violent offenses. They knew. But judges released him. LOCK UP THE JUDGES.

@DarrenPlymouth What a fucking idiot.

The stuffed toy is a distraction, to simulate zero g, it should remain in place yet it keeps floating upwards, as does Lady Astronaut's hair who does not take her eye off the stuffed toy. The black dude is chewing gum, playing with his man bits, and holding on to something. Another astronaut appears stuck to the ceiling. Are there longer clips of them? The vomit commit simulates zero g for approximately 30 -50 seconds per parabola. This video has been cut into two parts. And to all the haters and establishment shills, I want to believe Artemis is on its way to the moon, space is a private obsession of mine, but there are so many problems with this clip and all the others presented to the public by NASA that these questions must be asked.

@GileraCrypto21 @GTAVI_Countdown It’s not going to be delayed. They’ve already said that they’ve allocated funds to start marketing this summer.

@GTAVI_Countdown Oh my god, after so many years… please no more delays now

Potential GTA 6 announcement/Trailer 3 reveal dates: - 28th April - 5th May - 12th May - 14th May - 26th May - 9th June

@friogirl @astros How did McCullers do tonight?

@KBirk83 @astros As does yours.

Thank you for all the memories, Luis! Wishing you the best of luck.

Make the whole infield out of Carlos Correa.

@friogirl @astros I didn’t have to try, your comment told me everything.

@friogirl @astros Just tell us you don’t know baseball

@SleeperAstros @FlyingSaucerHou Based

Martin Maldonado just cleared the bases for Team Puerto Rico 😂

@brianmctaggart If he doesn’t make the opening day roster, at least we know how the infield positions will work out.

Astros SS Jeremy Peña was back in Astros camp this morning and said the goal is to try to be ready by Opening Day: "I don’t know how it’s going to heal, I don’t know what the process is going to be like, but the goal is always to try to join the team for Opening Day."

@berkey_eric @Metallica It’s not their fault, the demand was crazy. What are they supposed to do? I will say the Legacy sales depleted a lot of the tickets so that part does suck.

@Metallica F this. If I can't get tickets I'm not buying from scalpers. This BS needs to end. If you guys really care about the fans fix this shit!!!

Due to unbelievable demand (wow, guys!) SIX SHOWS are being added to our Life Burns Faster residency at Sphere in Las Vegas. Fan Club Ticket Presale* for these six shows will begin on Wednesday, March 4, at 1 PM ET // 10 AM PT. If you already have a Legacy or Fifth Member code, you can use it to access this new presale. Single-Night Tickets, 2-Night No Repeat Weekend Tickets, and Travel Packages will be available. Keep watching for dates and additional info. Learn More metallica.lnk.to/MetallicaSpher… *This will not be a staggered presale. Legacy Members and Fifth Members will BOTH have access at the same time, 10 AM PT on Wednesday.

@Raindropsmedia1 The picture of the burger in the app lol

McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski goes viral after seeming reluctant to eat his own burgers—he takes a tiny bite, looks uncomfortable, and calls the food ‘product.’ 👀 🍔 😳

@Photomusicrock This is misleading. The only thing that’s gone on sale so far is their travel packages.

Tickets for Metallica’s "Life Burns Faster" residency at The Sphere are already appearing around $700–$800 for single nights. While VIP, multi night packages can exceed $1,000–$2,900 per person!

@AstrosFansUK How is it that the every day fan knows to tap your helmet, but the player doesn’t?

Yikes. Get those out of the way in ST - Justin Thomas fails to tap his helmet in time to challenge a strike 3 call that would have been ball 4 to load the bases at 5-6 down in the 9th.

@SanAntonioTim Should have challenged that on one throw

So, the Astros had bases loaded, nobody out, 3-0 count on Dezenzo and didn’t score a run? I miss Astros baseball so much.

@Hooded_Seven How is life for you? You know, being a fucking idiot and all.

@MLBNetwork How do you have a team that clearly cheated stealing signs? What a joke

Greg's greatest regular season teams of all time: 9. 1939 Yankees 8. 2018 Red Sox 7. 2019 Astros 6. 2001 Mariners 5. 1998 Yankees 4. 1975 Reds 3. 1927 Yankees 2. 1970 Orioles 1. 1961 Yankees

@elonmusk @grok wtf

The other AIs would STILL rather nuke Earth than misgender Caitlyn Jenner, something Caitlyn has said is nuts! This is why @Grok must win.

@szane_24 @astros lol

Wow… thanks for the invite @astros

@McClain_on_NFL @matthewkawahara Slow down with the sensationalism, it’s not that bad.

Are the Astros reporting to spring training with the worst outfield in baseball? Just read the Chronicle's @matthewkawahara's 5 questions, and their outfield looks like it's going to be in BIG trouble unless Cam Smith and Zach Cole show dramatic improvement. Jose Altuve has returned to second base, and Yordan Alvarez is wisely returning to DH most of the season. Dana Brown should send an SOS!

Just a peaceful legal observer 🤔

@Ken_Rosenthal America’s closer!

Ryan Pressly announces his retirement